# It's good to be the King! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448 "2000-12-20T01:44:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448/101 "2000-12-29T00:56:09Z")
There was drinking, wenching, pipe smoking (some “herbal refreshment”), eating, and games. We could always bring in some dancers…_male dancers_ 😉 Also, I want to use this ball as a chance to pick out my male concubines. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448/102 "2000-12-29T22:21:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pammipoo \* > \*\*Ooh, can I be a tavern girl? Give me a lowcut dress, and a boob booster, and I’m all set! Pretty please? \*\* You may, indeed. In fact, low-cut dresses and boob boosters for ALL the women! Come & get em while you’re…uhmmmm…they’re hot! **Jestor has spoken!** ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448/103 "2000-12-30T00:34:20Z")
**Spienne** We’re partying like 'twas 1599. Besides, everyone knows the real reason the parties from the period back then weren’t “rocking” was because the Monkees weren’t around then. (Alright so I put that in to rile Jester.:)) Oh Jestor…care to _dance_? I’ve been bathing in Ylang Ylang. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448/104 "2000-12-30T01:15:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Pammipoo \* > > \*\*Ooh, can I be a tavern girl? Give me a lowcut dress, and a boob booster, and I’m all set! Pretty please? \*\* > > You may, indeed. In fact, low-cut dresses and boob boosters for ALL the women! Come & get em while you’re…uhmmmm…they’re hot! > > **Jestor has spoken!** \*\* Free low-cut dresses and boob boosters??! Count me in! What/who should I be though? Hmmmm ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448/105 "2000-12-30T02:01:55Z")
Well, in that case, Guinastasia, I say we go burn some rum! ---
**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448/106 "2000-12-30T05:11:19Z")
::swish:: ::plop:: Is this the head you requested? My I take a break from decapitations and join the party? My other axe has 4 strings and comes with a nice amp, let’s get this get this party started! P.S. Guinastasia, see Miss B. Haven’s male revue for my dancin’. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448/107 "2000-12-31T01:35:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\ ***Tristan** – > > > [@](#): > > > > And I’m really interested to know how all this fantasy stuff came into the kingdom. > > ::hangs head in shame:: > That was me. I smuggled it in, inside my coat pocket. With a Razor scooter and a pack of Trojans. Please don’t be mad. \*\* You are forgiven, madame… as long as I get a ride on the scooter!! Woo Haa!! Wonder if this thing could support me in my armor and weaponry… 1st Scooter Dragoons… Hmmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448/108 "2000-12-31T04:18:22Z")
Of course you can join the party, **andyman**! Everybody’s taking the day off for this party, so if another kingdom attacks, we’re royally screwed. Well, at least we’ll be royally screwed AND _drunk off our collective asses!_ Woooooo! **Jestor has spoken!** [sub]And would like to remind everyone that not every one of my decrees has to be official and awe-inspiring.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448/109 "2000-12-31T04:30:13Z")
I am NOT wearing that boob-boosting dress, nor am I attending your silly little function, you simpering excuse for a King. _Elvis_ had more subjects than you, and they are far more entertaining. :::flounces away, secretly hoping that King JestOR will finally assert himself::: ---
**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448/110 "2000-12-31T06:02:10Z")
Do not worry thyself King Jestor! Even though my self be on the proulth I shallth stillth keppeth a valiagenth watcheth! ::stomp stomp stumble:: OK, no more O’ that, who poisoned me? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448/111 "2000-12-31T06:08:28Z")
Maybe Jester has trouble with the ladies, even though he can assert himself with dragons, and ogres and the like. ::putting on a “boob busting” dress:: Sigh. The things I do for my castle. Oh Jestor my love…? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-good-to-be-the-king/46448.md?page=5)