# It's happening! It's happening! Royal baby

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2013, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173 "2013-07-22T07:25:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/81 "2013-07-23T01:06:27Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> This story has the birth announcement:
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> [Kate Middleton and Prince William Welcome Royal Baby ... It's a Boy!](http://shine.yahoo.com/royal-baby-july/kate-middleton-and-prince-william-welcome-royal-baby-144749031.html)…

“…the royal birth could boost the British economy by nearly $400 million.”

…So there’s that. :eek: ☹

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/82 "2013-07-23T01:14:00Z")

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My prediction for the name, which is worth squat, is:

George Phillip Louis James

> [@lieu](#):
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> It’s good to wee king.

The little king-to-be most certainly will wee.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/83 "2013-07-23T02:26:10Z")

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[Early report from The Onion](http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-baby-born,33171/)

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/84 "2013-07-23T02:26:14Z")

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Arthur – the once and future king. Because none of us will live to see him become king.

Benedict – means “blessed.”

I was thinking James, but Prince Edward’s son is named James, isn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/85 "2013-07-23T03:48:24Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> [Early report from The Onion](http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-baby-born,33171/)

With NoScript on, the image didn’t load. That made my experience a little more interesting…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/86 "2013-07-23T03:59:29Z")

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> [@a35362](#):
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> …I was thinking James, but Prince Edward’s son is named James, isn’t he?

Right you are: [James, Earl of Wessex - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James,_Viscount_Severn)

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/87 "2013-07-23T04:30:50Z")

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Darn it, I was hoping for a girl. The line of succession is becoming too much of a sausage fest.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/88 "2013-07-23T04:46:43Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> Darn it, I was hoping for a girl. The line of succession is becoming too much of a sausage fest.

Yeah, I was hoping for a girl, followed by a boy. Just to test the new rules of lineage.

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/89 "2013-07-23T05:31:54Z")

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I think it would have been fun had there been twins, with twin 1 (girl) born just minutes before twin 2 (boy). Yes, the getting rid of primogeniture thing is sorted out for the U.K. and for Canada and one or two others, but quite a few Commonwealth countries have not agreed to it.

If we have to have all the news media full of this stuff, I demand a bit of amusement. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/90 "2013-07-23T05:40:50Z")

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> [@Leaper](#):
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> Harry’s gonna be the “fun uncle,” isn’t he?

The Druncle.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/91 "2013-07-23T12:26:17Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> Darn it, I was hoping for a girl. The line of succession is becoming too much of a sausage fest.

Admittedly, I’d never considered Charles in the context of sausage before. I’ll miss that.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/92 "2013-07-23T12:48:00Z")

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I think they’ll name him “Beans.”

Or possibly “Weezer.”

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/93 "2013-07-23T13:29:49Z")

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> [@LavenderBlue](#):
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> I don’t recall a King Alexander.

No kings of England or the United Kingdom named Alexander, but there have been three kings of Scotland named Alexander:

[Alexander I](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_I_of_Scotland): reigned 1107-1124

[Alexander II](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_II_of_Scotland): reigned 1214-1249

[Alexander III](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_III_of_Scotland): reigned 1249-1286

If the baby were to be named Alexander and reigned under that name, he would be Alexander IV, [if Churchill’s suggestion were followed, of using the number from whichever country, England or Scotland, is higher](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regnal_number#Ordinals_and_the_Acts_of_Union_1707).

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/94 "2013-07-23T13:58:35Z")

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Churchill’s suggestion makes sense to me.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/95 "2013-07-23T14:12:36Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Churchill’s suggestion makes sense to me.

Unless Scotland votes for independence next year.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/96 "2013-07-23T20:14:36Z")

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John George Paul [del]Ringo[/del] Richard

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/97 "2013-07-23T21:21:39Z")

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Ethelred II.

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**Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/98 "2013-07-24T01:15:55Z")

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> [@SanVito](#):
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> Unless Scotland votes for independence next year.

Well, then it’d be moot.

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**Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/99 "2013-07-24T12:20:06Z")

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Not quite, if Scotland gets independence then they still want to retain the monarchy so not quite sure what would happen. A different title in Scotland with the ‘English’ title being applied to the Commonwealth?

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**Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-happening-its-happening-royal-baby/664173/100 "2013-07-24T12:34:50Z")

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> [@Arch\_Trout](#):
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> Not quite, if Scotland gets independence then they still want to retain the monarchy so not quite sure what would happen. A different title in Scotland with the ‘English’ title being applied to the Commonwealth?

It’s a tricky one. Currently by convention the Monarch carries the same number wherever she rules, even though many countries presumably never had a second Elizabeth (including Scotland). Scotland plans to remain in the Commonwealth also.

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