# IT'S HOT IN HERE **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658 "2000-08-09T02:27:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/1 "2000-08-09T02:27:01Z")
The heat index was up to 110 today! Geeez… it’s so hot! I think we need an SDMB pool party. _Takes off towel showing off my new leopard print bikini_ _Dives into the pool_ Who’s up for a game of water volleyball? The bar’s inside. Help yourself everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/2 "2000-08-09T02:30:17Z")
::puts on tankini, grabs a Sprite, and waits for flirting to start:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/3 "2000-08-09T02:31:54Z")
:puts on tankini, grabs a Sprite, and waits for flirting to start:: ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/4 "2000-08-09T02:32:34Z")
_drool_ I must say JJJfishe the doper woman I would most like to stalk in a Biki…_droool_ Osip ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/5 "2000-08-09T02:33:43Z")
Why hello ther ladies 😉 Already on it, Audrey dear…already on it. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/6 "2000-08-09T02:34:10Z")
::Walks out in speedo. Runs back when waves of laughter hit him. Returns in board shorts. Saunters up to AudreyK. How’s it going beautiful? Join me in the pool? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/7 "2000-08-09T02:35:48Z")
_puts on some happy music, takes shirt off and hits the pool_ Not that you guys really know what summer can be like, but a summer party is a great idea. Hey Audrey, how YOU doin hon? ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/8 "2000-08-09T02:37:11Z")
Osip… get in the water… it feels great! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/9 "2000-08-09T02:39:10Z")
andygirl, being a person who lives in a coastal resort town, has developed an anathema for most things water related. She breaks out the drinks, opens up the latest Terry Pratchett book, and waits for lovely lady dopers to want sunscreen applied to their backs. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/10 "2000-08-09T02:42:12Z")
OH MY!! Three of you? (All on my Laminated List too!) Why haven’t I shown up to these parties early before? I’ve been missing out! Hi, xizor! Hi, dpr! I’m doing great! You two look handsome in your shorts. Myrr! Nice Speedo you got there!! Plenty of room here, boys. Have a cold drink and a seat! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/11 "2000-08-09T02:45:42Z")
::diving into pool and leaping out at the shock of cold water:: Wandering Audrey’s way… This seat taken? ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/12 "2000-08-09T02:53:32Z")
::climbs up the ladder and walks into the house dripping wet:: _Pours a Frozen Strawberry Margarita_ ::walks back outside… margarita in hand… (put’s the sunglasses on so I can eye all the available guys… they all seem to be hovering around AudreyK ☹ ) pouts a little and lays down by the pool all alone:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/13 "2000-08-09T02:57:54Z")
I’m so sorry, jjjfishe! ☹ Hey, come on, guys, there are two foxy chicks here! Someone go slather suntan lotion on jjjfishe!! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/14 "2000-08-09T03:00:57Z")
Don’t have to ask me twice! (fixes hair fast) Hey, jjfishe, what’s your SPF choice? ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/15 "2000-08-09T03:02:20Z")
Thanks Audrey. Here’s another Sprite… Your’s is almost empty. Did you want some Seagram 7 added to that… for a 7 and Sprite? We are out of 7 up. ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/16 "2000-08-09T03:02:23Z")
Okay, I’ve been working out for the last couple of months… I’ll play… ::jubei strips off his shirt, heads straight to the diving board and does a flip::: ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/17 "2000-08-09T03:05:32Z")
WooHoo!!! ::Runs up to the cd player and turns up the dance music:: ::Starts dancing by the poolside:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/18 "2000-08-09T03:06:28Z")
Sure, jjjfishe, I’ll take another Sprite! ::sticks in lime slice:: Mmmmmmmm! Great party! ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/19 "2000-08-09T03:10:54Z")
Oh… Happy Birthday Audrey!!! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/20 "2000-08-09T03:11:23Z")
Cannnonnnbaaa **ahhhh, that water looks cold** SPLASH\*\* Now if only I had the body mass to really soak you all… Somebody want to throw one of those diving toys in here for me? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658.md?page=2)