# IT'S HOT IN HERE **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658 "2000-08-09T02:27:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/21 "2000-08-09T03:14:35Z")
_Throws Myrr21 a noodle, and waits for the wacky hijinks to ensue_ Suntan lotion? Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/22 "2000-08-09T03:22:42Z")
Thanks for the birthday wish, jjjfishe! Darn, I’d push Myrr in the water if he wasn’t already in it. andygirl, I need some suntan lotion! Frolicking with Myrr has worn all mine off! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/23 "2000-08-09T03:26:35Z")
::avoiding death by noodle drowning:: ::leaping out of pool–noodle in hand–swinging wildly:: ::dripping water onto Audrey:: hee hee, that’s for wanting to push me in 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/24 "2000-08-09T03:34:23Z")
EEEEK!! COLD!!! Okay, that does it. ::grabs handful of ice from cooler:: Come here, Myrr, I’ve got something for you!! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/25 "2000-08-09T03:43:07Z")
You do? Why that’s so sweet. What is it **YOOOWWW!! COLD!** Though of course, I’m just wearing a bathing suit at this point 😉 ::diving back into pool to avoid flying objects:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/26 "2000-08-09T03:46:51Z")
Durn it! Ice cubes all melted! Oh well! ::puts frozen hands on Myrr’s back:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/27 "2000-08-09T03:48:03Z")
grrrr darn smiley… ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/28 "2000-08-09T03:56:50Z")
Your hands on me? Smilie or no smiliie, frozen or not, sounds good to me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/29 "2000-08-09T04:05:47Z")
::tickles Myrr:: ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/30 "2000-08-09T04:10:40Z")
::giggles like a schoolgirl:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/31 "2000-08-09T04:35:19Z")
:eek: You’re not still underwater, are you? You’ll drown if you laugh underwater!! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/32 "2000-08-09T04:41:34Z")
I’m pretty tall–it take a good bi’-o-water to reach me mouth. But I appreciate the concern; it simply wouldn’t do to die at your hands in the middle of the pool party :eek: ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/33 "2000-08-09T04:42:11Z")
It’s okay hon even if he does take in some water: we’ve got those guys here for that sort of thing. _indicates surreal-looking guy and girl in red togs over near pool edge watching intently_ But there’s something very strange about them. I’m sure they’re very good at their job ut somehow they seem… artificial. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/34 "2000-08-09T04:50:31Z")
::shivers:: Creepy!! How tall are you, Myrr? Six foot? Six-two, six-three? ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/35 "2000-08-09T05:00:40Z")
6’3"…though my driver’s liscence–being a wee bit old–still says 6’2". This annoys me because at 6’2" I wouldn’t be the tallest person in the family;when your father is 6’2 1/2", you wait a \* long \* time to beat that out. Heck, it even took me years to outgrow my mother. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/36 "2000-08-09T05:33:43Z")
My goodness! I’m 5’6" on a good day! How much suntan lotion does it take to cover a six-three guy? Let’s find out! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/37 "2000-08-09T05:38:12Z")
_breaks out the suntan lotion_ _squirts it on random people_ I am five two and a half. My driver’s license says that I’m five three. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/38 "2000-08-09T05:39:07Z")
I think some empirical data is \* definately \* in order 😉 5’6" is a good height…even on a less-than-good day 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/39 "2000-08-09T05:42:54Z")
:Silo takes off shirt…lays down at poolside and catches some rays: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/40 "2000-08-09T05:47:00Z")
::wipes some of the lotion andygirl splurted on her onto Myrr:: Can’t have you getting burned, babe. Hi Silo!! [sub]Hey andygirl, new target for ya!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658.md?page=3)