# IT'S HOT IN HERE **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658 "2000-08-09T02:27:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/41 "2000-08-09T06:43:57Z")
Why thankee. I don’t need to fry myself anymore this summer; two weeks of lobster-red is enough for me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/42 "2000-08-09T07:05:49Z")
I’ve still got some burns from a nasty June baking. Help me put moisturizer on it? ::smiles:: ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/43 "2000-08-09T07:07:13Z")
Still crispy from June? That’s impressive, but I’ll be glad to help with said mousterizing problem… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/44 "2000-08-09T07:16:45Z")
Great! 😃 Here, you need to rub it in good… (Sheesh, another thread hijacked. jjjfishe, I owe you some beer or something.) ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/45 "2000-08-09T07:23:15Z")
“Hey Audrey” :Silo buys Audrey a drink: “So, how are you doin’ today?” ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/46 "2000-08-09T08:36:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjjfishe \* > \*\*The heat index was up to 110 today! Geeez… it’s so hot! I think we need an SDMB pool party. > > _Takes off towel showing off my new leopard print bikini_ > _Dives into the pool_ > > Who’s up for a game of water volleyball? > > The bar’s inside. Help yourself everyone. \*\* jjjfishe, You threw a pool party and didn’t invite me personally?? I’m hurt. ☹ Oh, and didn’t you forget the part in your thread where you list out the 31 steps you take to put on your leopard print bikini? 😃 > [@](#): > > \*\*they all seem to be hovering around AudreyK ☹ \*\* They can hover all they like. Been there, done her. [sub]Jess, I hope you appreciate this…I’m really going to hear about that last line.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/47 "2000-08-09T08:41:35Z")
Hi there, Silo! I’m great, thanks! You? Ohhhh, hope that’s a virgin daquiri there… I’m allergic to booze. Bummer, I know, but you don’t miss what you never abused, I always say. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/48 "2000-08-09T08:49:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\*they all seem to be hovering around AudreyK ☹ \*\* They can hover all they like. Been there, done her. [sub]Jess, I hope you appreciate this…I’m really going to hear about that last line.[/sub] \*\* [/QUOTE] Done me?? From two thousand miles away? God, Mr. Snake IS impressive!! DRY, love, are you jealous that I’ve been flirting with Myrr all day? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/49 "2000-08-09T09:47:10Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* \*\* > [@](#): > > DRY, love, are you jealous that I’ve been flirting with Myrr all day? 😃 \*\* _snort_ Hey, it wasn’t **me** that was following **you** around and stalking **you** asking how many men you’d asked to marry! I’m not going around whining about how YOU’RE a serial flirter! You’re only flirting with one other guy? I’m actually a bit disappointed! Finally, I hate to break it to you, hon, but I kinda wanna slow things down with you after hearing about where you spent your birthday. :eek: P.S. Yes, I noticed how, in your previous post, you made what jjjfishe said look like it was what _I_ said. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/50 "2000-08-09T12:24:55Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > snort Hey, it wasn’t **me** that was following **you** around and stalking **you** asking how many men you’d asked to marry! I’m not going around whining about how YOU’RE a serial flirter!_\* And why NOT??? 😃 > [@](#): > > **You’re only flirting with one other guy? I’m actually a bit disappointed!** Don’t forget to say you’re amazed that I have restraint, too! > [@](#): > > \*\*Finally, I hate to break it to you, hon, but I kinda wanna slow things down with you after hearing about where you spent your birthday. > > :eek:\*\* DRY, dear, you didn’t say this in your e-mail. Must you always drop these bombs in a public forum? > [@](#): > > \*\*P.S. Yes, I noticed how, in your previous post, you made what jjjfishe said look like it was what _I_ said. \*\* Oopsie. Heh heh!! ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/51 "2000-08-09T13:00:16Z")
\*Originally posted by DRY \* > [@](#): > > jjjfishe, > > You threw a pool party and didn’t invite me personally?? I’m hurt. ☹ > \*\* DRY… you know that you are always welcome to my parties…ALWAYS! Actually… well… [sub]You were on my mind and… I’ve been waiting by the door ummm… hoping you would come. **blush** [/sub] > [@](#): > > Oh, and didn’t you forget the part in your thread where you list out the 31 steps you take to put on your leopard print bikini? 😃 > \*\* hehehe… I’ll make a new thread for that > [@](#): > > They can hover all they like. Been there, done her. > > [sub]Jess, I hope you appreciate this…I’m really going to hear about that last line.[/sub] \*\* YIKES! I hope I never hear you say that about me! ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/52 "2000-08-09T13:19:22Z")
_arrives, in bikini, looks around_ Hey everyone! ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/53 "2000-08-09T13:28:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\* > (Sheesh, another thread hijacked. jjjfishe, I owe you some beer or something.) \*\* You said it… you can’t take it back I’ll have a 12-pack of Bud Light. Please. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/54 "2000-08-09T14:08:03Z")
:: popping his head up from under the water, panting Hey, who has been holding me under water all this time?! Myrr? was that you taking all the flirting time with Audrey away from me? I always miss the cool parties that way. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/55 "2000-08-09T14:21:02Z")
::grem arrives with a couple of cases of Bud Light, more Margarita stuff (can’t have too much Margarita stuff!) and some Jimmy Buffett CDs:: Hey, a POOL party! Glad I was in the nieghborhood! Look at all the lovely ladies! ::gives jjjfishe a kiss:: How’s the headache? Love the new bikini! ::walks up to AudreyK and Erika:: I dont believe I’ve had the pleasure to meet either of you lovely ladies. I’m grem. How YOU doin’? ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/56 "2000-08-09T14:41:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by grem0517 \* > \*\*::grem arrives with a couple of cases of Bud Light, more Margarita stuff (can’t have too much Margarita stuff!) and some Jimmy Buffett CDs:: > > Hey, a POOL party! Glad I was in the nieghborhood! > > Look at all the lovely ladies! > > ::gives jjjfishe a kiss:: > How’s the headache? Love the new bikini! > > \*\* Hey babe… glad you could come. The headache is almost gone… I think a bud light will rid it. Mind if I have one? Oh… yeah… this is a new bikini… I knew you would love it…that’s why I bought it! ::grabs the Jimmy Buffett CDs and puts it in the player:: ::singing and dancing along to:: “CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE” ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/57 "2000-08-09T15:02:32Z")
Oh my. Let’s see: 1. Stunningly beautiful 2. Agreed to go to the Prom with me 3. Owns a leopard print bikini 4. Throws pool parties 5. Likes Jimmy Buffett Hmmmm, **jjjfishe** , I think I’m having my first Internet crush! :😊: grem ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/58 "2000-08-09T17:42:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*:: popping his head up from under the water, panting > Hey, who has been holding me under water all this time?! > Myrr? was that you taking all the flirting time with Audrey away from me? I always miss the cool parties that way. \*\* Wow, most of us just drwon that way… …but it’s wasn’t me holding you under; I was just over here rubbing moisturizer into Audrey. I can hold my own without resorting to drowning you, thank you very much 🙂 So where are these frozen drinks coming from? ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/59 "2000-08-09T20:34:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by grem0517 \* > \*\*Oh my. Let’s see: > > 1. Stunningly beautiful > 2. Agreed to go to the Prom with me > 3. Owns a leopard print bikini > 4. Throws pool parties > 5. Likes Jimmy Buffett > > Hmmmm, **jjjfishe** , I think I’m having my first Internet crush! > > :😊: > > grem > \*\* ::suddenly I become really shy, sit down by the pool and dip my feet in… while blushing BIGTIME!:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/60 "2000-08-10T00:55:18Z")
Hi jjjfishe, I’m back with all the Bud Light you want! My dad’s truck over there is loaded! Help yourselves, everyone! [sub]and jjjfishe, DRY’s trying to be a jerk, but really, he’d never talk about you that way Unless, of course, you tease him like I do. Otherwise, he’s a gentleman.[/sub] grem, a pleasure to meet you. Have a beer! xizor, don’t drown! I can swim, being a Hawaii chick and all, but I don’t know CPR! And Myrr, thank you for spending the last, what? seventeen hours rubbing moisturizer on me! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658.md?page=4)