# IT'S HOT IN HERE

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658 "2000-08-09T02:27:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/61 "2000-08-10T01:00:02Z")

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17 hours? Well, you see, it wasn’t coming out of the bottle very well, so by the time I finished…it was time to start all over again 😃

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/62 "2000-08-10T01:05:28Z")

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You have great hands, sweetie!

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/63 "2000-08-10T01:12:24Z")

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Well, when you get 17 hours of continuous practice… 😉

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/64 "2000-08-10T01:27:17Z")

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😉

Some grapes, sweetie?

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/65 "2000-08-10T01:30:50Z")

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Sounds lovely, my dear… 😉

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/66 "2000-08-10T01:35:48Z")

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Here you go.

Look, there’s a shark in the hot tub! Oh, wait, no, that’s just DRY hitting on jjjfishe. 😃

::alternates feeding grapes to Myrr and bouncing them off DRY’s noggin::

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/67 "2000-08-10T01:38:54Z")

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Oh, dear lord. Now everybody around here is looking at me like I’m crazy. Here I am, sitting around with this huge grin plastered all over my face (ouch) 😃

mmm, grapes… 😉

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/68 "2000-08-10T01:42:15Z")

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Bet you’re cute when you grin. 😃  
[sub]Heh heh. That’ll make 'em look your way again!

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/69 "2000-08-10T01:47:28Z")

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Oww, quit it! (In no way read that to be encouragement for you to stop…it’s just a quote…just a quote) 😃

::grinning like a fool::

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/70 "2000-08-10T02:16:23Z")

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LOL I’m making him blush and grin! And without the benefit of alcohol too! ::kisses Myrr on cheek::

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/71 "2000-08-10T02:22:58Z")

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Audrey, you hardly need alcohol to get me to blush and grin

::blushes and grins; kisses Audrey on cheek::

hee hee!

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/72 "2000-08-10T02:34:05Z")

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:😊: You, too.

They’re gonna yell for us to get a room soon, babe. 😃 Let’s go!

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/73 "2000-08-10T02:40:21Z")

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I think we already \* have \* a room…but getting another wouldn’t hurt 😃

Shall we?  
::offering arm::

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/74 "2000-08-10T02:51:42Z")

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::takes arm::  
Yes, we can always come back to the pool party later. Thanks, jjjfishe! Great party! Keep the beer! 😃

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**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/75 "2000-08-10T03:20:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*Hi jjjfishe, I’m back with all the Bud Light you want! My dad’s truck over there is loaded! Help yourselves, everyone!
> 
> [sub]and jjjfishe, DRY’s trying to be a jerk, but really, he’d never talk about you that way Unless, of course, you tease him like I do. Otherwise, he’s a gentleman.[/sub]
> 
> \*\*

::Running over to the truck… jump in the bed and scoot a case of beer over to make room for my butt::

Surrounded by beer…Mmmmm… this is my second home.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/76 "2000-08-10T03:52:40Z")

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LOL! Anytime jjjfishe!

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/77 "2000-08-10T09:55:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > _Originally posted by DRY \*  
> > \*\*  
> > snort Hey, it wasn’t **me** that was following **you** around and stalking **you** asking how many men you’d asked to marry! I’m not going around whining about how YOU’RE a serial flirter!_\*
> 
> And why NOT??? 😃  
> \*\*

Because I’m just happy to get a little peace. (As distinct from “a little piece”) 🙂

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> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > **You’re only flirting with one other guy? I’m actually a bit disappointed!**
> 
> Don’t forget to say you’re amazed that I have restraint, too!

\*\*

After what you told me about your fetish for handcuffs in that private e-mail, I really didn’t want to discuss “restraint” with you! :eek: 😃 😛

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/78 "2000-08-10T10:00:22Z")

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:mad: Oh yeah? Your [thread’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33927) calling, sweetie pie!!

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/79 "2000-08-10T10:01:25Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by jjjfishe \*  
\*\*\*Originally posted by DRY \*

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> Oh, and didn’t you forget the part in your thread where you list out the 31 steps you take to put on your leopard print bikini? 😃  
> \*\*

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> hehehe… I’ll make a new thread for that  
> \*\*

Be sure to add the part about how you pop the Pez candy in your mouth and lovingly roll it over your soft and yet oh so sensitive tongue, it’s sour/sweet taste causing you to salivate and…

Hey, why am I doing YOUR work for you?!

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> They can hover all they like. Been there, done her.
> 
> [sub]Jess, I hope you appreciate this…I’m really going to hear about that last line.[/sub] \*\*

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> YIKES! I hope I never hear you say that about me!  
> \*\*

'Course not, my dear! You’ve never embarrassed me publicly (aside from not putting me on your laminated list, crush list…grumble, grumble…)

[sub]In other words, I _respect_ you. [/sub]

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-hot-in-here/28658/80 "2000-08-10T10:10:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*:mad: Oh yeah? Your [thread’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33927) calling, sweetie pie!! \*\*

Obsessed!

I tell ya’, the woman’s obsessed!

How many posts has she exchanged with Myrr21 in this thread? 50? Seems like half the second page alone has been their shenanigans.

When we last saw them, they were getting a room.

But, NO!!

The second I arrive on the scene, AudreyK is following me around again.

Stalking me like I pointed out she was doing in THIS THREAD:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33127](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33127)

No wonder why she’s so fascinated with handcuffs! Save her the trouble of following me around.

[sub]How much you all want to bet that she won’t follow my post in this thread??[/sub]

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