# IT'S JARBABYJ'S BIRTHDAY!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705 "2001-09-25T15:28:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/1 "2001-09-25T15:28:16Z")
WhoooHoooooooo! Its the Queen of Cursing’s birthday!! Happy Birthday to you!!! ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/2 "2001-09-25T15:29:47Z")
Well, happy birthday. And I mean it, now! Enjoy it! Don’t use it as some excuse to start fretting about how old you’re getting. But now don’t drink too much. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/3 "2001-09-25T15:31:01Z")
Happy birthday, you foul-mouthed sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![dentarthurdent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@dentarthurdent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dentarthurdent)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/4 "2001-09-25T15:31:59Z")
Sweet! Happy B-day! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/5 "2001-09-25T15:35:42Z")
Woohoo! Hoist a few for me, **jarbabyj**! And don’t listen to Cranky; there’s no such thing as too much drinking on your birthday. 🙂 [sub]Just kiddin’, Cranky. Love ya![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/6 "2001-09-25T15:39:08Z")
Glad you’re feeling a little more up, sugar. Have a happy one! ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/7 "2001-09-25T15:39:24Z")
The happiest of happy birthdays to you… may your eyes be full of cute sports players, your ears full of Rammstein, and your mouth full of the most inventive curses I’ve ever had the pleasure of stumbling over. 😃 Hope you have a great day! -BK ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/8 "2001-09-25T15:43:42Z")
Happy birthday! Here is your own special birthday acrostic! Jocular Awesome Righteous Babe Actress Boisterous Youthful Judicious Many more happy birthdays to you, jarbabyj. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/9 "2001-09-25T15:44:49Z")
Happy birthday, jarbabyj! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/10 "2001-09-25T15:45:58Z")
Hey, Jess, maybe you could use this as the incentive to get your husband to spank you. [sub]And if he won’t, I will[/sub] Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/11 "2001-09-25T15:48:14Z")
Well, so what does this make you? 35? 40? No, just kidding. I got an e-mail from LJ saying that your birfday is today and I panicked. What do I do? What should I get? Damn. If I knew you better I would get you something, but I only know as much as you could write down (that is a lot, I know). So, you probably will just get a happy boithday here and maybe in your LJ if you decide to write in it. Well anyway, Happy Birthday, **Jarbaby**! P.S. I am stalking you, **SD**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/12 "2001-09-25T15:52:48Z")
Yay! Thanks! A party! When do the Big Burly Welding Team Strippers get here? White Russians all around And spinach dip for all my friends… let’s dance. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/13 "2001-09-25T15:53:31Z")
[spank, spank, spank, spank, spank} 🙂 My gift would be a hula-hoop and a popsicle. Zebra ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/14 "2001-09-25T16:08:35Z")
Dance? Dance?!? I’ll sing you happy birthday, sure. I’ll even help you break in the Cubs’ locker room to ‘surprise’ Kerry. But I won’t dance. 🙂 Happy birthday, Jess. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/15 "2001-09-25T16:11:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*Yay! Thanks! A party! When do the Big Burly Welding Team Strippers get here? > > White Russians all around > > And spinach dip for all my friends… > > let’s dance. \*\* The welder should be over before lunch 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/16 "2001-09-25T16:15:37Z")
\*Hands JBJ neun und Neunzig luftbalons happy birthday!! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/17 "2001-09-25T16:31:25Z")
Luck you, Jess. Today just happens to be… Grope-A-Welder-Day! Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/18 "2001-09-25T16:46:34Z")
Hey! Happy Birthday, Jarbabyj! Hope you have a great day, and wish you all the best for the year to come. Yours Cazzle ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/19 "2001-09-25T16:51:05Z")
Me too. Happy B’day **j** ( I can call ya that, can’t I? I mean ‘cause we’re like friends and stuff, right? are you comin’ to the MidWest Chick Dope w/ **Mags**?? ) ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/20 "2001-09-25T16:52:00Z")
Um, I regret to report that someone welded the stripper team inside the big fake cake…so now the fireman stripper is gonna have to come cut them out of the cake. Give him another few minutes to get here. Happy Birthday, jarbaby! [sub]_hiding welding torch behind my back_[/sub][sup] “How did _this_ get there??”[/sup] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705.md?page=2)