# IT'S JARBABYJ'S BIRTHDAY!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705 "2001-09-25T15:28:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/21 "2001-09-25T17:14:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > \*\*P.S. I am stalking you, **SD**. 😃 \*\* I can think of worse people to be stalked by… ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/22 "2001-09-25T17:20:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > **Hey, Jess, maybe you could use this as the incentive to get your husband to spank you.** And may he then grab you by the hair, call you ‘bitch’, and…and… 'Scuse me, I’ve got to go and think clean thoughts so I can safely get up from this desk. 😃 Happy birthday, **jarbaby**! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/23 "2001-09-25T17:23:02Z")
Oh Boy, Oh Boy! Happy Birthday, **Jess**. Hoist a drink from me, babycakes, see you in a couple weeks. [sub]I hope she drinks a lot and passes out (like Fenrir), I’ve got a special something I want to lay across her face…[/sub] PS: I’m going to see if I can pick up the lederhosen when I’m in Dayton this weekend. Just sort of BTW. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/24 "2001-09-25T17:23:02Z")
Happy birthday **Jarbaby**! Good to see you back on the boards and LJ. Have a fantastic day. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/25 "2001-09-25T17:24:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > [sub]I hope she drinks a lot and passes out (like Fenrir), I’ve got a special something I want to lay across her face…[/sub] Teabagging and Nutmeg for all my friends!!! And I’ll even pay the bill! jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/26 "2001-09-25T17:34:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > > [sub]I hope she drinks a lot and passes out (like Fenrir), I’ve got a special something I want to lay across her face…[/sub] > > Teabagging and Nutmeg for all my friends!!! And I’ll even pay the bill! > > jarbaby \*\* Dammit, I’m making SURE I’m at this! ---
**Author:** ![caircair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@caircair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caircair)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/27 "2001-09-25T17:46:38Z")
Happiest Birthday - so far! May you enjoy it to the fullest! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/28 "2001-09-25T18:08:20Z")
And, just for you **jarbabyj** , I’ve ordered from the [Snap-On Tools People](http://www.snapon.com/) a year’s selection of, and I quote here… > [@](#): > > The finest monthly delivery of cocksockets, titwrenches, clitnibblers, spunk-spanners, Naugahyde (r) Nanny-Whappers, Butt Bolts and as a special added bonus because this is a Birthday Gift Order, you shall recieve at NO extra cost this new and improved **Laparascopic Dromedary ExploraCam 9000-** the newest and best way to view a walking hump from within. Nothin’s too good for MY PAL JAR !!! Happiest of birthdays, you most amazingly gifted linguist, theatricist and gal about town. I’m hurling energies west to you, **jarbaby** - with ferocity and glee. Party, dance, remove undergarments ( hell, give a boy his dreams, ok? ), and generally cavort. You are loved. 😉 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/29 "2001-09-25T18:33:21Z")
Yippy hippy happy birthday to **jarbaby** and her breasts! Here’s to many more. Breasts, that is. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/30 "2001-09-25T18:39:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*Yippy hippy happy birthday to **jarbaby** and her breasts! Here’s to many more. > > Breasts, that is. \*\* Shoot, she’s got two already, you want her to have more? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/31 "2001-09-25T18:45:41Z")
well maybe UncleBill is hoping for more of them. Its possible. Somehow, I’m still growing and have just moved into a ‘D’ cup. 'Course, maybe if I lost about ten pounds… ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/32 "2001-09-25T18:47:27Z")
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/33 "2001-09-25T18:51:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*Oh Boy, Oh Boy! Happy Birthday, **Jess**. > > Hoist a drink from me, babycakes, see you in a couple weeks. > > \*\* Wait, what’s in a couple weeks? Is it a secret? You guys didn’t invite me did you…damnit[sub]I have no friends[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/34 "2001-09-25T18:54:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > > \*\*Oh Boy, Oh Boy! Happy Birthday, **Jess**. > > > > Hoist a drink from me, babycakes, see you in a couple weeks. > > > > \*\* > > Wait, what’s in a couple weeks? Is it a secret? You guys didn’t invite me did you…damnit[sub]I have no friends[/sub] \*\* What am I? Choppped liver? 😃 He’s talking about the Quiet Dope at **mag’s** , silly girl. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/35 "2001-09-25T20:01:44Z")
Happy Bday, **jarbaby**! Here’s a shot of jagermeister for ya. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/36 "2001-09-25T20:13:13Z")
Happy birthday! I was gonna send you Brady Anderson wearing nothing but Saran wrap, a big red bow and a smile, with an industrial size bottle of Hershey’s syrup and a case of condoms but, well, I’m not done with him yet. Smooches, with tongue this time, and may you have a delightful and entirely naughty evening. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/37 "2001-09-25T20:42:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > > > \*\*Oh Boy, Oh Boy! Happy Birthday, **Jess**. > > > > > > Hoist a drink from me, babycakes, see you in a couple weeks. > > > > > > \*\* > > > > Wait, what’s in a couple weeks? Is it a secret? You guys didn’t invite me did you…damnit[sub]I have no friends[/sub] \*\* > > What am I? Choppped liver? 😃 > > He’s talking about the Quiet Dope at **mag’s** , silly girl. \*\* [sub] oh…nevermind…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/38 "2001-09-25T20:58:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > > \*\*Yippy hippy happy birthday to **jarbaby** and her breasts! Here’s to many more. > > > > Breasts, that is. \*\* > > Shoot, she’s got two already, you want her to have more? 😕 \*\* Maybe he means that, if she had more, people wouldn’t have to wait in line to fondle her. If you remember, I got to fondle **jarbabyj** during karaoke. And I’ll do it again, too, given the chance. Maybe **UncleBill** doesn’t want to wait until I’m through. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/39 "2001-09-25T21:20:12Z")
Happy Bday, **jarbaby**! Here’s a shot of jagermeister for ya. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-jarbabyjs-birthday/83705/40 "2001-09-25T21:28:50Z")
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