# It's just a piece of fucking wet paper you stupid twat.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 12, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-just-a-piece-of-fucking-wet-paper-you-stupid-twat/218624 "2003-12-12T17:25:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-just-a-piece-of-fucking-wet-paper-you-stupid-twat/218624/101 "2003-12-16T16:59:25Z")

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Watch. Next time it rains, and she doesn’t get her mail, she will call up and biatch about how “I didn’t get my mail today!”

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