# It's Kyla's Birthday! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 29, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323 "2000-07-29T08:16:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/1 "2000-07-29T08:16:06Z")
Let’s all wish Kyla a happy birthday today! Happy birthday, Kyla! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/2 "2000-07-29T08:28:53Z")
Happy birthday and many more to you!!! ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/3 "2000-07-29T08:36:35Z")
Wow, we’ve had a lot of birthdays lately! Happy birthday, Kyla. Hope your presents are cool! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/4 "2000-07-29T08:40:21Z")
Even if you are a Giants fan… Audrey, I’ve no idea how you were able to restrain yourself from mentioning yet again that your birthday is _ **AUGUST 5TH!!** _ Ahem. I’ll take my “payment” now. Happy birthday again, Kyla! I’ll root for the Giants tomorrow, just for you. Hope you appreciate the sacrifice. ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/5 "2000-07-29T08:41:04Z")
You might look like a monkey. But, you are a pretty little monkey. Ok, maybe not exactly like a monkey. But, don’t worry if you ever need to join the circus, I will sign the papers and wear a yellow hat, and we can play throw the ball at each other games. Wait. I am talking about monkeys and its your birthday. Were is my head? Obviously its in a yellow hat. But, I am not supposed to say that. Oh… Anyway, Happy Birthday to a really hep happening smartypants fun chick. Byby HappyBirthday Kyla. Happy Birthday to oyu! pat ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/6 "2000-07-29T08:41:52Z")
Wow, I am surprised! And happy! Thanks, guys! I’m honored. I would also like to say a happy birthday to Ayesha, who shares my day! Happy bday, Ayesha! ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/7 "2000-07-29T08:42:12Z")
_ **Sings Happy Birthday** _and ends with… “May you live 100 years May you drink a million beers Get plastered you bastard Happy Birthday to you” Of course, I don’t really THINK you are a bastard, but it rhymes with plastered. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/8 "2000-07-29T08:45:07Z")
Thanks, DRY, but I don’t know. What kind of Dodger fan would root for the Giants? I’m wavering between respect for your decision to choose Good over Evil and disgust that you would desert your team. Since you’re a sweetie, I’ll go with Good over Evil. First place, baby! Read the standings and weep, Curt “I want to be on a first place team” Schilling! ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/9 "2000-07-29T08:48:54Z")
Happy Birthday Kyla, may your keg never run dry. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/10 "2000-07-29T09:02:07Z")
Happy B-day Kyla! You know my Hebrew’s abominable, but I was able to find this on a webpage: yom uledet lecha yom shel gil vesimcha yom uledet smeach yo uledet lecha (note: I’m sure your name goes in there somewhere I have no clue where though! Bah!) Wanna tutor an ignant Yid in Hebrew sometime? 🙂 Bottom line…it’s the thought that counts, right? 😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/11 "2000-07-29T09:13:52Z")
Aw, thanks, Shmuel! BTW, that made perfect sense in Hebrew. I’d be happy to teach you some Hebrew sometime, but it’s pretty hard over the computer! ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/12 "2000-07-29T12:40:24Z")
Happy Birthday Kyla! Happy Birthday Ayesha! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/13 "2000-07-29T12:46:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kyla \* > **Thanks, DRY, but I don’t know. What kind of Dodger fan would root for the Giants? I’m wavering between respect for your decision to choose Good over Evil and disgust that you would desert your team.** Not a huge desertion: 1. my true loyalties are to my fantasy league players. And I don’t have many Cubs or Giants, so what do I care who wins? 😃 (Actually, I don’t have many Dodgers, either.) 2. I don’t think the Giants can take the Dodgers, anyway. 🙂 (Actually, I’m not sure either can take the D-Backs, and whoever wins the West will probably lose in the first round.) Oh, and by the way, when are you guys going to trade for a couple relievers: Dusty, while a consistently good manager, ALWAYS manages to burn out his pitching staff–the Giants usually trade for a reliever or two around this time (look it up). If you guys don’t get some fresh arms, you’re certainly toast. You heard it here first… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/14 "2000-07-29T13:57:08Z")
:D:D:D Happy birthday, Ayesha and Kyla. Many happy returns, and many more to come. Have a great one. :D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/15 "2000-07-29T15:15:52Z")
Happy birthday Lioness and Harborina!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/16 "2000-07-29T15:18:02Z")
Happy birthday, and mannnnnnnnny more! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/17 "2000-07-29T15:36:20Z")
Happy Birthday Kyla ! \*\* I knew there was something I liked about you ! \*\* May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live. And thank you for remembering we share this day, and thanks to everyone else too. Now this is Kylas party, where is VB with that oil ? ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/18 "2000-07-29T15:56:06Z")
Kyla and Ayesha should don their birthday suits now! And post a webcam link! (Happy b-day, Kyla!!) ---
**Author:** ![Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oncle_Biere_1)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/19 "2000-07-29T16:07:50Z")
**Beer’s acomin’, Kyla** Allow me to pour…There, a full litre! Twelve more tonight for you, don’t you know. ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/20 "2000-07-29T21:32:41Z")
Hope your day is full of wishes that all come true, Kyla!! Happy Birthday! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323.md?page=2)