# It's Kyla's Birthday!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 29, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323 "2000-07-29T08:16:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/21 "2000-07-30T04:04:00Z")

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Congrats to you both on this fabulous occasion… here’s to many more!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/22 "2000-07-30T04:10:14Z")

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Happy! Birthday! Kyla!

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/23 "2000-07-30T04:16:27Z")

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Have a wonderful, happy birthday, Kyla!

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/24 "2000-07-30T04:19:07Z")

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A lovely birthday to you, Kyla 🙂

Catrandom

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**Author:** ![Fanny\_May](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Fanny\_May](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fanny_May)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/25 "2000-07-30T04:50:18Z")

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Happy Birthday, dear. Hope you’re still young enough to keep count. (Don’t worry, that phase will pass soon enough.)

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/26 "2000-07-30T04:56:20Z")

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Happy Kyla Day!

It’s after midnight here, now, so it’s late, but it’s sincere…

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/27 "2000-07-30T08:48:06Z")

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Kyla _and_ Ayesha!? The earth quakes, the planets reverse their orbits, collective Dopers become fervent fundamentalist astrology/crop circle/alien invasion buffs.

Oh well, the happiest of birthdays to you, Kyla, and wishing you many more to come.

Veb

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/28 "2000-07-30T10:21:29Z")

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A belated happy birthday wish to yo, Kayla.  
(but there’s no WAY I’m rooting for the hated Giants)

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/29 "2000-07-30T11:57:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by DRY \*  
> \*\*  
> Audrey, I’ve no idea how you were able to restrain yourself from mentioning yet again that your birthday is **AUGUST 5TH!!** _\*

Dork.

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> \*\*Ahem. I’ll take my “payment” now. \*\*

_evil grin_ Oh BOY!

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/30 "2000-07-30T13:13:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > _Originally posted by DRY \*  
> > \*\*  
> > Audrey, I’ve no idea how you were able to restrain yourself from mentioning yet again that your birthday is **AUGUST 5TH!!** _\*
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> Dork.  
> \*\*

“The lady protests too much, methinks.”  
–Hamlet, Act 3, Scene ii

Yeah, right! In replying to this with a quote, you’re reminding everyone **YET AGAIN** that your birthday is  
**August 5th**.

This is the most shameless and obvious attempt at getting someone to start a birthday thread for **herself** that I’ve EVER seen.

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**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/31 "2000-07-31T04:33:46Z")

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Happy Birthday!

Nobody said how old you are, so I’ll hold off on sending battery operated presents. May you have many, many more and get younger with each.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-kylas-birthday/27323/32 "2000-07-31T05:43:37Z")

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Thanks for the kind wishes, everyone. It really touched me. And no, I’m not just saying that. I’m surprised at how much it means to have all these people I “don’t know” wish me happy birthday.

And for the record, I am now 22 years old.

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