# "It's like being kissed on the mouth by God with a mouthful of whiskey."

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** liquor-alcohol\
**Created:** [August 13, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-like-being-kissed-on-the-mouth-by-god-with-a-mouthful-of-whiskey/368550 "2006-08-13T14:55:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-like-being-kissed-on-the-mouth-by-god-with-a-mouthful-of-whiskey/368550/1 "2006-08-13T14:55:23Z")

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Why does that crack me up no matter how many times I hear it.

[It’s a quote from **“American Dad”** for those who don’t know"\*\*  
Anybody else have favorite sitcom one liners?

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-like-being-kissed-on-the-mouth-by-god-with-a-mouthful-of-whiskey/368550/2 "2006-08-13T15:00:51Z")

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My grandfather is fond of this line from an episode of _Everybody Loves Raymond_:

“It smells like a skunk that crawled out of the ass of another skunk.”

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-like-being-kissed-on-the-mouth-by-god-with-a-mouthful-of-whiskey/368550/3 "2006-08-13T15:06:45Z")

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From the Simpsons, somebody commenting on a musical performance: “It sound like somebody hitting a baby with a cat!”

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-like-being-kissed-on-the-mouth-by-god-with-a-mouthful-of-whiskey/368550/4 "2006-08-13T17:41:56Z")

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More Simpsons, Chalmers commenting on Skinner:

“The broom up that man’s ass has a broom up it’s own ass.”

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-like-being-kissed-on-the-mouth-by-god-with-a-mouthful-of-whiskey/368550/5 "2006-08-14T00:48:05Z")

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Actually, “The rod up that man’s butt must have a rod up its butt,” referring to what I believe is something Skinner actually got after his experiences in 'Nam. Not to hijack this into an all-_Simpsons_ thread, but Superintendent Chalmers is comic gold especially when teamed with Skinner: Besides the whole “Skinner and the Superintendent” sketch from “22 Short Films About Springfield” (“The Arora Borialis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, located entirely within your kitchen? Can I see it?”), there’s this exchange which I believe is from “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Badassssss Song” (I’m paraphrasing):

Ralph Wiggum: What’s a battle?  
Chalmers: Did he just say “what’s a battle?”  
Skinner: No, he said “what’s that rattle.” There’s a rattling noise.  
Chalmers: Really. Because it sounded to me like he said “battle.”  
Skinner: No, he said “rattle.” I think. I have a hearing problem.  
Chalmers: So you hear "r"s as "b"s?