# It's March 14th... Any of you fellas having STEAK tonight? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885 "2007-03-14T14:09:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/1 "2007-03-14T14:09:19Z")
…among other things, of course. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/2 "2007-03-14T15:16:37Z")
Steak and Bj and Pi, too? Whose idea was all this? ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/3 "2007-03-14T15:20:19Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] Steak and Bj and Pi, too? Whose idea was all this? [/QUOTE] Does it _really_ matter? That it **IS** is the important thing. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/4 "2007-03-14T16:03:52Z")
For some reason, my boyfriend thought this fell on February 15th! He was quite sick then so we didn’t “celebrate” … I’ll have to let him know that it’s actually today. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/5 "2007-03-14T17:00:58Z")
Is this a new thing? Last year was the first time I heard of it, while on holiday in England. I heard about it for the first time this year back home. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/6 "2007-03-14T17:04:06Z")
I have a theory that this is actually a false flag operation by the Vast Female Conspiracy to limit BJs to made up holidays. Don’t fall for it! BJs should occur at any time, the more spontaneous, the better! Stuck in traffic? BJ time! Did you take out the trash? BJ time! Does the day end in “Y”? BJ time! There should be reciprocal cunnilingus time as well. Parked the car in the garage straight? Cunnilingus time! Nothing on TV? Cunnilingus time! If the day ends in “Y”, that’s where he’s dining! Everyone’s a winner! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/7 "2007-03-14T17:09:59Z")
I must have missed a memo… March 14th is a holiday now? I’m all for steaks and BJs, of course. I’ll notify the wife right away! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/8 "2007-03-14T17:12:11Z")
Okay, clue me in, because I have NO idea what you’re talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/9 "2007-03-14T17:17:46Z")
> **[Steak and BJ Day](http://www.steakandbjday.com/)** > > Steak and BlowJob Day ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/10 "2007-03-14T17:25:43Z")
I’m not sure if my cousin came up with this, but he’s the first to tell me about it. I need to pass the word. I propose that we stop calling them BJ’s, from now on (at least for me), they are BP’s - that is Blow Parties. Calling it a blow job makes it sound like all work and no fun. But a blow party? Who doesn’t like parties? It actually seems to work. Instead of asking the SO if you can have a blow job, just say, wanna have a party? FTR, I thought is was Feb 15th as well. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/11 "2007-03-14T17:33:35Z")
[QUOTE=brewha] FTR, I thought is was Feb 15th as well. [/QUOTE] Weird! A Google search reveals that the “[original](http://www.petitiononline.com/320BJ/petition.html)” date was apparently 3/20 … but 3/14 makes much more sense to me. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/12 "2007-03-14T19:04:02Z")
[QUOTE=An Arky] I have a theory that this is actually a false flag operation by the Vast Female Conspiracy to limit BJs to made up holidays. Don’t fall for it! BJs should occur at any time, the more spontaneous, the better! Stuck in traffic? BJ time! Did you take out the trash? BJ time! Does the day end in “Y”? BJ time! There should be reciprocal cunnilingus time as well. Parked the car in the garage straight? Cunnilingus time! Nothing on TV? Cunnilingus time! If the day ends in “Y”, that’s where he’s dining! Everyone’s a winner! [/QUOTE] 😕 How else would you do it? And why should I have to wait around all year longing for March so I could give my SO a blow job? That would, er, suck. Vast Female Conspiracy indeed! ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/13 "2007-03-14T19:39:01Z")
[QUOTE=GrizzRich] …among other things, of course. 😃 [/QUOTE] I think the answer is safely NO on all counts. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/14 "2007-03-14T19:49:33Z")
[QUOTE=brewha] I’m not sure if my cousin came up with this, but he’s the first to tell me about it. I need to pass the word. I propose that we stop calling them BJ’s, from now on (at least for me), they are BP’s - that is Blow Parties. Calling it a blow job makes it sound like all work and no fun. But a blow party? Who doesn’t like parties? It actually seems to work. Instead of asking the SO if you can have a blow job, just say, wanna have a party? FTR, I thought is was Feb 15th as well. [/QUOTE] Just don’t mention these “blow parties” in front of any cops! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/15 "2007-03-14T20:36:24Z")
I love my wife. I just called her to remind her it’s SaBJD and she was all “whuh?” and then “ooohhhhh, that’s right!” So they’re both on the menu for tonight. I love my wife. ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/16 "2007-03-14T21:08:02Z")
Alas, my gal has to work tonight. Sandwich and TV for me. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/17 "2007-03-14T21:11:29Z")
Does eating a beef roast count? ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/18 "2007-03-14T22:41:16Z")
I never heard of this holiday before, but by coincidence, I was planning to serve steak tonight. As for the blowjob, hubby doesn’t care for these, but his initials are B.J., so I think we’re in compliance. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/19 "2007-03-14T22:43:48Z")
Mental note - make the beef Healthy Choice dinner tonight. mental note 2 - Have chat with SO. ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/20 "2007-03-14T22:54:11Z")
Nope. Ladyfriend is out of town. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885.md?page=2)