# It's March 14th... Any of you fellas having STEAK tonight? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885 "2007-03-14T14:09:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/21 "2007-03-14T23:32:14Z")
Its actually Pie Day… well, Pi day (3 14) Regards FML ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/22 "2007-03-14T23:36:21Z")
[QUOTE=Full Metal Lotus] Its actually Pie Day… [/QUOTE] If it’s Pie Day and Blow Job Day doesn’t that make it 69 Day? ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/23 "2007-03-14T23:45:55Z")
Holy crap! I had no idea our little holiday had become so popular. And by “our”, I mean myself and my cousins who invented it. Or at least one of the inventors, it seems. Dang. That’s cool. 🙂 FTR, it’s supposed to be the 20th. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/24 "2007-03-14T23:49:51Z")
[QUOTE=Barking Dog] FTR, it’s supposed to be the 20th. [/QUOTE] So I _don’t_ get a BJ tonight? ☹ I’ll inform the wife. Tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/25 "2007-03-14T23:58:26Z")
[QUOTE=Barking Dog] Holy crap! I had no idea our little holiday had become so popular. And by “our”, I mean myself and my cousins who invented it. Or at least one of the inventors, it seems. Dang. That’s cool. 🙂 FTR, it’s supposed to be the 20th. [/QUOTE] When did you invent it? ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/26 "2007-03-15T01:30:43Z")
[QUOTE=ouryL] Does eating a beef roast count? [/QUOTE] Hmmm. I’ve never heard it called a beef roast before. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/27 "2007-03-15T04:54:27Z")
[QUOTE=Barking Dog] FTR, it’s supposed to be the 20th. [/QUOTE] As I mentioned in post #11. 🙂 So, Tom Birdsey is your cousin? ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/28 "2007-03-15T04:59:36Z")
We got pizza to celebrate Pi Day. I didn’t know I lost a blow job in the deal. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/29 "2007-03-15T13:29:46Z")
Pepper Mill had an _extreme_ backache yesterday, and spent a long time in a hot tub (in our brand new bathroom – yay!). Plus it was an inconvenient time of month. Couple that with our daughter’s staying up late anymore (and not feeling well herself), and you have a recipe for a disrupted sex life. We didn’t have pi either. Or pie. But we did have leftover Steak in our StirFry, so it wasn’t a total loss. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/30 "2007-03-15T13:46:41Z")
Well, My Guy came through with the BJ, but no steak (he’s vegetarian). As he puts it, "I eat meat, but not \*\*\*dead \*\*\*meat. ---
**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/31 "2007-03-15T14:12:03Z")
My husband has officially declared that he is willing to forgo the steak. I work tonight so he’s pushing heavy for a nooner. ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/32 "2007-03-15T14:34:34Z")
[QUOTE=Full Metal Lotus] Its actually Pie Day… well, Pi day (3 14) Regards FML [/QUOTE] “When come (back), bring pi.” Aah, it all makes sense now. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/33 "2007-03-15T19:48:51Z")
So we finished our meals and the check came, and my boyfriend made a grab for it – but luckily I was faster. I said, “It’s Steak & A Blowjob Day, it doesn’t work if I don’t pay for the steak!” To which he replied, “How about I pick up the check, and then later I can pretend that I paid for the blowjob?” He’s a funny guy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/34 "2007-03-15T19:56:20Z")
Well, I got home too late to cook the steak. So the steak at least will have to wait until the weekend. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/35 "2007-03-15T21:09:42Z")
We’d had steak earlier in the week, so we went with homemade chicken pot pie. A great night was had by all. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/36 "2007-03-15T21:29:17Z")
[QUOTE=Misnomer] So we finished our meals and the check came, and my boyfriend made a grab for it – but luckily I was faster. I said, “It’s Steak & A Blowjob Day, it doesn’t work if I don’t pay for the steak!” To which he replied, “How about I pick up the check, and then later I can pretend that I paid for the blowjob?” He’s a funny guy. 😉 [/QUOTE] No, no, no. You have to make him the steak yourself. How would you feel if somebody brought him the blow job? Even if you paid for it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/37 "2007-03-16T00:20:37Z")
[QUOTE=An Arky] I have a theory that this is actually a false flag operation by the Vast Female Conspiracy to limit BJs to made up holidays. Don’t fall for it! BJs should occur at any time, the more spontaneous, the better! Stuck in traffic? BJ time! Did you take out the trash? BJ time! Does the day end in “Y”? BJ time! There should be reciprocal cunnilingus time as well. Parked the car in the garage straight? Cunnilingus time! Nothing on TV? Cunnilingus time! If the day ends in “Y”, that’s where he’s dining! Everyone’s a winner! [/QUOTE] I like how this man thinks. Put me on the mailing list! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/38 "2007-03-16T00:31:39Z")
My girlfriend is in Japan and I had ham for dinner. Woe is me ☹ Although, on second thought, it was pretty damn good ham. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/39 "2007-03-16T02:43:47Z")
Talk about bringing me down, creeping me out, and harshing my high… I didn’t see this thread until today, and I’m very glad for that. Y’see, yesterday after work I came home and made myself a steak. It was good. The bad thing is that I live with and take care of my 85-year old mother. I recommend you stop thinking…_now!_ ::: shudder ::: ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885/40 "2007-03-16T03:59:18Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] No, no, no. You have to make him the steak yourself. [/QUOTE] Not if the idea is for him to be able to _eat_ the steak. 😉 He didn’t have to pay for either the meal or the blowjob (or the sex that happened later) … I think he was happy. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-march-14th-any-of-you-fellas-having-steak-tonight/395885.md?page=1)