# It's Moanday So Here Is The New MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 19, 2018, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817 "2018-03-19T09:52:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/121 "2018-03-22T17:02:34Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [You tell me.](https://soundcloud.com/docthompson/calling-911-over-dinosaurs) Thanks for the link. Dumb to call 911 over, but neither woman believed them to be real. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/122 "2018-03-22T17:34:57Z")
Tires on, I needed brakes too. And rotors. I’m $586 poorer.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/123 "2018-03-22T18:00:54Z")
Well, **doggio** , it’s only money, right?? _\_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/124 "2018-03-22T18:05:13Z")
Good morning. {{{Swampy and Tammie clan}}} Hubby should be home tonight. Car is still ill. Life is still life. It’s been raining away for the last few days. The chi-hoo-ha-hoo-ha has to be bodily ejected into the rain to take care of business. He doesn’t care for this “free water” thing. He was just over here “guarding” me from Pooka Bear. Pooka was getting his head rubbed and Pixel tried to shoo him away. Pooka never even noticed. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/125 "2018-03-22T19:12:07Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Well, **doggio** , it’s only money, right?? > > _\_ : plans on stretching out 1 pack of ramen noodles for 2 weeks : ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/126 "2018-03-22T19:28:38Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Well, **doggio** , it’s only money, right?? That’s what Mrs. Plants (v.1.0) and v.3.0 told me about v.2.0. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/127 "2018-03-22T19:39:16Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > : plans on stretching out 1 pack of ramen noodles for 2 weeks : Don’t even ask about the Suburban. You get 1 pack of ramen? I used to dream of ramen. We cut up a picture from the newspaper and stir it with water. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/128 "2018-03-22T19:53:53Z")
Newspaper and water?! Real newspaper and water! Luxury! We had dust, and we were glad of it! Skool meeting was kinda fun. A lot of ‘off the record’ stuff that they’re normally far more diplomatic about, some of which was quite amusing. Hardly any of the reps showed up though. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/129 "2018-03-22T21:40:41Z")
Gee, I feel guilty about having a nice bowl of N.O.T. soup. OK, no I don’t. It was yum! The dishwasher is washing and chillage shall ensue. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/130 "2018-03-22T22:09:04Z")
Dust? You had dust? We were not even allowed to think of such luxuries! We went to Sonny’s and had ribs. YUM! OYKW and I both had St. Louis style ribs. He had slaw and fries. I had fries and baked beans. He got the Texas toast and I got the cornbread. We’s stuffded plus I have leftover ribs and beans for N.O.L. and he has leftover ribs and slaw for N.O.L. Win-Win! ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/131 "2018-03-22T23:51:23Z")
**{{{swampy and Tammie folks}}}** Ouch **doggio**! Should I send you a C.A.R.E. package with some Vienna sausages to go with that ramen? We started a collection for a donation to teh humane shelter in Amanda’s name today. I think she would approve. We also found homes for her two cats and are working on one for her dog. It makes me glad that I have folks who will look after Nelson if something should happen to me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/132 "2018-03-23T01:45:17Z")
Soccer practice done, 7 of 9 girls made it and I think I’ve got most of their names assigned to the right people. Seem to be a good bunch, no idea how we’ll do playing, but give them a week or two to get to know each other and they’ll be driving me crazy. Boy’s practice tomorrow. Guess I’m going to try and get that blood pressure lower, one way or another. Soup n Sammich consumed for dinner, and general sloth now reigns supreme. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/133 "2018-03-23T02:10:18Z")
What happens to the two girls that didn’t make it, they get sent to the [farm?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Boy_and_His_Dog_(1975_film)#Plot) ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/134 "2018-03-23T03:54:11Z")
Canes somehow won. But it would have been better, draftwise if they lost.:dubious: > [@missred](#): > > Ouch **doggio**! Should I send you a C.A.R.E. package with some Vienna sausages to go with that ramen? Screw that, send whiskey.:D;) > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Don’t even ask about the Suburban. You get 1 pack of ramen? I used to dream of ramen. We cut up a picture from the newspaper and stir it with water. 😛 Use the color photos. They have more calories ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/135 "2018-03-23T08:18:33Z")
I woke at 2:30. It’s now after 4 and I’m still up. BLECH!!! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/136 "2018-03-23T10:18:57Z")
Aaaaaand I’m in the office. For whatever stupid reason, my bladder has decided that it needs attention between 2 and 3 every morning. That was compounded this morning by a sound I’d never heard before. I went to the basement to investigate - it was the water heater. I’m wondering if it’s in its death throes - we’ve been in this house almost 14 years and I have no idea how long the water heater has been here. We shall see. There was almost no traffic this morning - is it holiday I wasn’t told about?? I also realized this morning that Weds was my 2-year workiversary here! For my last one, I got a raise and a bonus. Wonder what this year holds? TGIF and Happy Firday! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/137 "2018-03-23T13:02:41Z")
Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Closing shift tonight. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/138 "2018-03-23T13:07:59Z")
Looks like everyone else is sleeping in today… ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/139 "2018-03-23T13:41:54Z")
**{{{Red}}}** I haven’t been around much lately. I’m trying to minimize computer time while recovering from tendinitis. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817/140 "2018-03-23T13:57:38Z")
Happy Firday! I’m up, just grumpy as hell. It’s bright and N.O.S. outside, and the snow is melting. Sah-son shoveled the back sidewalk and it is clear to the truck. I dont know what the alley looks like though. I’m sure it’s passable by now, although I haven’t seen mucch traffic on it. I don’t understand people who drive through the alleys. I guess it seems faster to them. I think they are disgusting people, they drive way too fast and there are no stop signs. There’s some dumb bitch I see going up the alley almost everyday and she has to be doing 40mph. I have much to do today, clothes to wash and floors to vacuum. SSDD. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-so-here-is-the-new-mmp/810817.md?page=8)