# It's Monday Somewhere: a very early MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 27, 2014, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825 "2014-01-27T05:05:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/101 "2014-01-28T21:57:19Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Ribs still hurt, but recovering. Cool. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/102 "2014-01-28T22:24:44Z")
One weather site says we’ll get less than an inch of snow. Every other site says 2-5 inches. I’m guessing the one site is WRONG!!! Wonder if they’ll close the county tomorrow… I had a busy and productive day, so yay for that. And I’ve finally got access to the network drive - it only took 4 months!! But all of my drawings are now saved, so yay! I was going to head to the gym after work, and then get groceries, but I was pretty fried, so I just did the grocery stop. I’ll hit the gym tomorrow if they’re open. That’s all. One day closer to Firday!! Happy Tuesday! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/103 "2014-01-28T22:33:50Z")
Chili/cheese/onion/slaw dawgs have been consumed. Fart fest pendin’. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/104 "2014-01-28T22:37:29Z")
Thus spake the king of TMI! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/105 "2014-01-28T22:39:08Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Thus spake the king of TMI! Who just let one rip! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/106 "2014-01-28T22:48:46Z")
Ok, ok ok, I went to the bank! I even paid money in 'n stuff! Work amazingly did not get rained off today, I’m still slightly in shock. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/107 "2014-01-28T22:49:38Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Who just let one rip! 😛 That would explain the disturbance in The Force. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/108 "2014-01-28T22:59:43Z")
I got off at 5. A flurry hit my windshield on the way home, and I panicked because I didn’t have milk or bread in the car. Had one brief shower of ice pellets, but nothing real yet. N.C. DOT has plow/salt trucks staged on the Beltline .just in case. Yay for feeling better, **Midget**. The Canes are in your neighborhood tonight. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/109 "2014-01-28T23:02:24Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > That would explain the disturbance in The Force. Disturbance, Hell! Birds are falling from the sky in droves. \* Spilogale putorius\* are staggering from the woods, being violently ill. We had a tiny bit of snow this morning. In warmer weather, it would have tried to rain, but it mist. If tonight’s culinary effort is successful, I shall call the dish, “Chicken Vunderboob”. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/110 "2014-01-28T23:13:17Z")
Blurfity blurf blurf. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/111 "2014-01-28T23:19:51Z")
> [@Filbert](#): > > Ok, ok ok, I went to the bank! I even paid money in 'n stuff! I’m sure I speak for **Rosie** as well as myself when I say… **GLAD TO BE OF HELP!!!** If it’s a disturbance in the force you want, you should be around one of OYKW’s farts. Compared to his, mine are quick wafting breezes. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/112 "2014-01-28T23:41:30Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Hebrew National has a spice that I do not like in it. I am unable to identify it. The secret ingredient is poison. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/113 "2014-01-28T23:56:26Z")
knit time! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/114 "2014-01-29T00:07:36Z")
Well, there’s a dusting on the ground, but not much. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/115 "2014-01-29T00:31:35Z")
Did I mention earlier that I’m working on an inventory list of all my catering equipment so that I can sell it? Well, I am, and it sucks. Blurf again. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/116 "2014-01-29T00:42:31Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > N.C. DOT has plow/salt trucks staged on the Beltline .just in case. Just how fat are you that plow/salt trucks are staged around your midsection? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/117 "2014-01-29T00:51:33Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Who just let one rip! 😛 Hubster always says Quote the old toothless one speaks again. Unquote. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/118 "2014-01-29T01:01:17Z")
[Who’s going to play with me?](http://i.imgur.com/pVF8TvA.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/119 "2014-01-29T01:33:25Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > [Who’s going to play with me?](http://i.imgur.com/pVF8TvA.jpg) Me! Come on “Free Trade” or “Export” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825/120 "2014-01-29T01:36:01Z")
The snowplow just went down the street. The city…they’re…they’re…they’re _actually plowing the roads_! :eek::eek::eek: Which reminds me, I should run outside and brush the snow off Polly Subaru with a broom so I won’t have to do it tomorrow morning. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-a-very-early-mmp/679825.md?page=7)