# It's Monday Somewhere-an MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [February 16, 2015, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796 "2015-02-16T05:43:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/201 "2015-02-20T10:57:39Z")

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COLD!!! 2° - luckily without wind at the moment. But this is supposedly the worst of it and tomorrow it’ll get closer to normal temps - 30s…

I got up to drive \*\*FCD \*\*to work since his right leg is the messed-up one. I’m at home. He’s driving. He’s insane. He’ll call me later to bring down the truck and the trailer to pick up 800# of aluminum scrap. Can’t wait.

Never marry a crazy man - he’ll take you with him.

Happy Firday! One more week till the next season of House of Cards!!! 😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/202 "2015-02-20T11:07:05Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up, caffeinated, purtified, so no _YAWN_. As soon as OYKW finishes purtification we’re goin’ to Pearly’s for brekkie. YUM! 'Tis 24 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 49 and sunny. Good day to not have to roam the territory. It’ll be another paperirky day instead. Rah.

Ok, that’s all I got. I hear OYKW emergin’ from the bedroom so I reckon we’re off to brekkie. I’s hongry!

Happy Firday Y’all!

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/203 "2015-02-20T13:01:40Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> My life has become a Jimmy Buffett song “Twenty degrees and the hockey game’s on…” Still an improvement over the 12 degrees this morning.

Damn Southerner’s & your heat waves! :mad:

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I never received an answer about the Voo Doo Doll.  
> :dubious:

How’s that back pain been recently? :o

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/204 "2015-02-20T13:24:32Z")

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Howdy from irk! ‘Tis cold in this buildin’! BRRRRRR! I et a hyuuuuuuuuge brekkie, and while it was good, cheese omelet, grits, and a bizkit, it was way more than I should have eaten.

Now, it’s back to irk stuff. Le sigh.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/205 "2015-02-20T13:29:19Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Which one, yours?

Perhaps I should buy those up, too.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/206 "2015-02-20T14:25:50Z")

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It’s a balmy 9 degrees. I’m doing laundry before going taligating.🙂

**Flytrap** , I hate to keep you on pins and needles, but i bought them all.

**Spdey** , it’s not that hot. The pool froze over.

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/207 "2015-02-20T14:43:26Z")

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Afternoon all!

Wandered down Ikea for some reasonably priced fries, veggie hotdog and milkshake. It’s only down the road, so not much if a mission- except I forgot it was half term, so all the kiddies are off, and apparently all their parents take them to play down there… Heaving with brats.

My news for the day is that the two housemates who aren’t the landlord are apparently actually moving out! They’ve been talking about it for ages, but have finally found somewhere, which means we shall shortly be catless.

I think they’re going to drive each other mad actually- he’s really messy, and he won’t tidy up anything unless you ask him (as in, you need to go ‘Could you wash up your cooking things please’ every day, or he won’t. If you don’t ask ‘politely’ enough, he won’t, if he’s in a bad mood, he won’t), she’s the person who constantly complains about the mess.

She’s also someone who really cares about the decorating (part of her reason for wanting to move), he’s happily living in a room with tar all over the walls (don’t ask) with a duvet inner with no cover and a caseless pillow, which he lets the cat sleep on (his room really is revolting). His sole decoration is a heap of empty pizza boxes which haven’t made it downstairs yet.

They’re also both really touchy people, and the landlord is the normal peacemaker…

The good thing for me is that it means I can move into her old room, which means I’ll no longer be in the room with the boiler; I like it colder than everyone else, and I’ve been stuck in the hottest bedroom. I’ll miss the cats though, except the cleaning cat pee out of the shower and having them dive through my bedroom window onto my face if I leave it open.

Apparently there’s already a new person lined up to move in, a friend of the landlord, so I hope she’s nice.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/208 "2015-02-20T14:57:26Z")

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**shoe** ,[here’s a comic](http://kevinandkell.com/2015/kk0214.html) for you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/209 "2015-02-20T15:05:35Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> **Spdey** , it’s not that hot. The pool froze over.

We have rivers freezing over. _Large_ rivers, rivers with tidal flows large.  
They’re sending USCG cutters up & down every day in order to keep the shipping channels open.  
It was so cold today, that for the first time ever, I wore my baklava to work.

[spoiler]Because Greek pastry keeps you so warm. 😃

Oh yeah, I wore a balaclava, too.[/spoiler]

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/210 "2015-02-20T15:41:17Z")

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It’s up to like 3 below. I think we may have just set a record last night. All things considered I could do without a repeat of that for a while. Now after all this they are saying we could get some rain tomorrow. Rain hitting ground basically turned tundra? I predict ice skates as the only safe mode of transportation.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/211 "2015-02-20T15:42:02Z")

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One time my street was so icy that I saw a guy skating down the street. Literally. On ice skates.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/212 "2015-02-20T15:44:13Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> We have rivers freezing over. _Large_ rivers, rivers with tidal flows large.  
> They’re sending USCG cutters up & down every day in order to keep the shipping channels open.

Did you see some of the shots of Niagara Falls and the overhead/space views of Lake Erie? Stunning!

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/213 "2015-02-20T15:51:13Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> **shoe** ,[here’s a comic](http://kevinandkell.com/2015/kk0214.html) for you. 🙂

Ah-hah hahah. Good one - and timely! 🙂

Today, I have the joy of wearing a brand-new shirt. 🆒 It is 1.) color block, and 2.) has thumb holes. Kneel and tremble before my unprecedented trendiness!

(Seriously. I’m not even 35 and I already have trouble keeping up with what’s not yet outdated. I still think _Angry Birds_ is this brand-new game everyone’s talking about.)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/214 "2015-02-20T15:53:29Z")

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what the heck are thumb holes?

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/215 "2015-02-20T16:55:27Z")

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Happy Firday!

It’s a sunny 7degrees.  
It was 0 when I let the dog out earlier, when I opened the door the cold slapped me in the face.

Another nothing day I think, nothing special.  
I may do some laundry, probably not. I have a few calls to make, always my favorite thing to do.  
I need to pay a few bills.

I’m not old enough to be this boring.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/216 "2015-02-20T17:04:28Z")

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I managed to get the trailer of aluminum into the yard. Now I just have to dig out the side gate so I can get the truck out of the yard! Since it’s supposed to warm up this weekend, I’ll wait. I’d rather shovel in rain and temps in the 40s than sun and 12°. Especially since the gate area isn’t entirely sunny.

I just finished a lunch of leftover sketties. I should probably unload the dishwasher and put some stuff away. Eventually.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/217 "2015-02-20T17:07:16Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> (Seriously. I’m not even 35 and I already have trouble keeping up with what’s not yet outdated. I still think _Angry Birds_ is this brand-new game everyone’s talking about.)

What? I thought it was a band! 😃

(Not really ------- but it should be)

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/218 "2015-02-20T17:25:13Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> What? I thought it was a band! 😃
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> (Not really ------- but it should be)

I read band as hand  
and though… of course!

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/219 "2015-02-20T17:26:58Z")

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Cool! Do you think Pretzel is hiding 'cause he’s nekkid, **shoe**? 😃

Irk is slow today and they’re calling for more ice this afternoon. Enough already!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-monday-somewhere-an-mmp/712796/220 "2015-02-20T18:04:20Z")

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N.O.L. has been et. A pb&j with chips. I et like a five year old. 😃

**rosie** behold [thumb hole shirts.](https://www.google.com/search?q=thumb+hole+shirts&biw=1024&bih=605&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=inbnVNKhGtfGsQSBy4K4BQ&ved=0CCgQsAQ) Who knew!

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