# It's my birthday, my b-b-b-birthday.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-my-b-b-b-birthday/61362 "2001-04-09T15:40:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-my-b-b-b-birthday/61362/1 "2001-04-09T15:40:39Z")
You’re all welcome to a piece of my birthday cake… warm, rich, gooey marble cake with chocolate frosting!!! I’m finally 19! Woo-hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-my-b-b-b-birthday/61362/2 "2001-04-09T15:48:15Z")
Happy B’day, **tsarina**!! Sweet 19, eh? I (sorta) remember that… back in, uh, 1985, maybe…? Take my word for it: life just keeps getting better and better (ignore the rough spots; we appologize for the inconvenience)! I envy you the next ten years; they will be the best/most exciting/most interesting years of your life (after 29, they will just be the best of your life! 😃 )! Can’t accept the cake, tho… I’m on a diet! Give it to someone else. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-my-b-b-b-birthday/61362/3 "2001-04-09T15:51:18Z")
Many happy returns! Can I have **Astroboy** ’s slice of cake too? [sub]Mmmmm…cake…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-my-b-b-b-birthday/61362/4 "2001-04-09T16:09:01Z")
Happy Birthday my fellow Aries! I just celebrated my 26th last Thursday. Enjoy the last year you’re a teenager… the best is yet to come! ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-my-b-b-b-birthday/61362/5 "2001-04-09T17:10:37Z")
Bon Anniversaire! Hope you’re having a great birthday **tsarina**. It’s a really good time to have one. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-my-b-b-b-birthday/61362/6 "2001-04-09T17:14:01Z")
Happy birthday, **tsarina**. I would like you to dance. Take a ch-ch-ch-chance. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-my-b-b-b-birthday/61362/7 "2001-04-09T18:07:29Z")
::wonders if it’s too early to start a cake fight, as he hates icing on cakes:: However, I love eating the stuff when it isn’t on cakes. Weird, I know. ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-my-b-b-b-birthday/61362/8 "2001-04-09T19:05:08Z")
Happy Birthday, **tsarina**. I hope you have a wonderful day and an even more wonderful year. (19? Suddenly I feel old. :)) ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-my-b-b-b-birthday/61362/9 "2001-04-10T05:17:08Z")
Happy day, tsarina! Don’t leave your cake out in the rain. ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-my-b-b-b-birthday/61362/10 "2001-04-10T05:39:26Z")
Well, speaking as your best friend who ever-so-thoughtfully forgot to send a card, pick up the phone, or procure a gift (heh, sorry about that), I will now treat you to An Original Composition: _Ode to Kendra: an epic Limerick_ There once was a girl from East Lansing Whose Hindu boy wouldn’t go “dancing” She got him alone And for reasons unkown The two of them never…[sub][sup]something something, rhymes with “dancing,” damn, I was never very good at these and it would turn out too dirty for a MPSIMS thread anyway, hell with it happy birthday.[/sub][/sup] You might want to save a copy of that to have me sign; one day, it will make us both famous. And when are you going to get some taste and get a nice white cake with fluffy white icing? That I will share. Happy birthday, buddy! 😃