# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/1 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")
OK, my birthday isn’t for another week and a half. But it’s close enough to retire the other thread. **An honest tragedy, and a request for advice for someone affected (long) Van der Sloot’s killed again!** Yes, that’s tragic. **Your unusual dog commands… Dating the teacher** What, do you want the dog to date the teacher? Or is it more of a ‘Go fetch!’ style of thing? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/2 "2010-06-03T17:30:52Z")
\*\*My son will never see the Gulf Coast the way I did. Is this marriage doomed or what? What’s the deal with black candles? Why can’t I find them anywhere? Recommending funeral services for the recently dead. Tacky? Human/chimpanzee hybrids: do you think they’ve been attempted, or ever will be? An etiquette question: how do you tell a complete stranger her butt is showing? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/3 "2010-06-03T18:15:23Z")
**Things you take credit for Is this marriage doomed or what?** Destroyed another one! YES! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/4 "2010-06-03T18:58:13Z")
**Things that started out very, very small and became HUGE The Celebrity Death Pool 2010 (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page)** ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/5 "2010-06-03T19:01:59Z")
**Upcoming job interview - wish me luck! new job - take or pass?** Maybe he found out they don’t do casual Fridays. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/6 "2010-06-03T19:03:58Z")
\*\*How can my mom get rid of a timeshare? Re: Are you required to report “Illegal Income” on your tax return? \*\* Guess the whole destination brothel thing didn’t work out. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/7 "2010-06-03T19:06:39Z")
\*\*Things you take credit for Why no rectal infection? Self-righteous pricks of the SDMB (Multi-page thread 1 2 3) \*\* There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I’ll be damned if I know what it is. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/8 "2010-06-03T19:27:38Z")
**My whipped cream is defective Is this marriage doomed or what?** A marriage should be based upon more than kinky sex. You may want to work on that. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/9 "2010-06-03T20:52:11Z")
**My wife thinks I’m cheating on her. My Timex is no longer ticking** Your ‘Timex’ is no longer ‘ticking’! Not for me, anyway! I’ll bet you’re wearing out the spring on some slut! You bastard! ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/10 "2010-06-03T22:30:47Z")
\*\*The Feds finally seek outside help on the oil spill. Guess who they call in. Fool. A complete FOOL. \*\* Well, what did you expect? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/11 "2010-06-04T01:46:06Z")
A friend is now the official PR person for a drag queen Ask the girl who knows a lot about makeup ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/12 "2010-06-04T04:41:15Z")
**Meet the 2012 Olympic mascots I’m a guy and I don’t like sports** Um… OK. Don’t meet them, then. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/13 "2010-06-04T05:14:58Z")
\*\*It’s Billy Joe McAllister Day… \*\* **Van der Sloot’s killed again!** So Billy Joe didn’t jump…he was pushed! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/14 "2010-06-04T07:58:20Z")
**Is this marriage doomed or what? My wife thinks I’m cheating on her.** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/15 "2010-06-04T11:49:57Z")
\*\* Who is your favorite Scientist Do your pets have a favorite person? \*\* Is that person a Scientist? \*\* What To Get For Johnny L.A’s Birthday?? Water Walking Ball / Suicide Trap? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/16 "2010-06-04T12:08:24Z")
Separated by one, but I couldn’t help myself: \*\* Has anybody tried the BK ribs? Grease Is The Word \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/17 "2010-06-04T13:35:53Z")
\*\*Things that started out very, very small and became HUGE WHY did George Lucas kill Star Wars? \*\* It got too huge? ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/18 "2010-06-04T14:25:47Z")
**Prevent mildew after minor leak? Matter-Antimatter explosion** It’s extreme, but I like it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/19 "2010-06-04T14:28:29Z")
\*\* I wear an iPod almost everywhere Photos from Saturn \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/20 "2010-06-04T15:00:11Z")
Right now: What To Get For Johnny L.A’s Birthday?? My Timex is no longer ticking (by Johnny L.A.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798.md?page=2)