# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/181 "2010-06-19T20:28:44Z")

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\*\* Oddest place you’ve caught others having sex  
Where did you go on field trips to when you were a kid? \*\*

Planning a day out for the kids? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/182 "2010-06-19T20:31:18Z")

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> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#):
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> \*\* Oddest place you’ve caught others having sex  
> Where did you go on field trips to when you were a kid? \*\*
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> Planning a day out for the kids? :eek:

I doubt the kiddies will forget [this outing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=567388) soon.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/183 "2010-06-19T21:11:14Z")

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\*\*Oddest place you’ve caught others having sex  
Oil Spill and Rush Limbaugh \*\*

No, that’s oddest blobs you’ve caught having sex.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/184 "2010-06-19T21:37:37Z")

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Rude behavior at blackjack tables  
Celebratory vandalism

Face v. body in sexual partners  
Help me grade our real estate agent

Which of these acts of infidelity would you find easiest to forgive?  
I _want_ a Droid Incredible.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/185 "2010-06-20T03:24:50Z")

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Who do you find the most pathetic, obvious trolls or those who feed them?  
Could YOU Serve on a Firing Squad?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/186 "2010-06-20T04:08:22Z")

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**Could YOU Serve on a Firing Squad?  
Military fakers going overboard**

Be careful in Arizona!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/187 "2010-06-20T04:59:30Z")

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**"Well, Doc, he’s green and squishy and covered in flies…": is this standard police procedure?  
what does a police holding cell look like?**

In this case, a green, squishy fly-covered person at one end of the cell, and a whole bunch of guys pressed up against the bars at the other end.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/188 "2010-06-20T13:49:46Z")

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\*\*Cutting Off A Girl’s Hair: Is This Ever OK?

Will I impress more girls if I get a Jeep?  
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She’ll be more impressed than she would by your cutting off her hair.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/189 "2010-06-20T15:19:31Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Which of these acts of infidelity would you find easiest to forgive?  
> I _want_ a Droid Incredible.

Heh, the \*'s totally make the sequentialism!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/190 "2010-06-20T17:20:32Z")

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**Texas toddler dies after mom leaves her in a hot car for 45 minutes**

**Fellow hot weather-haters, show some love!**

Well, maybe no love for that Mom.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/191 "2010-06-20T17:50:48Z")

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\*\*Looking for tips/websites on bonsai grooming  
Cutting Off A Girl’s Hair: Is This Ever OK? \*\*

The trick is to cut the girl’s hair in such a way that she stays that size forever.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/192 "2010-06-21T00:35:27Z")

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**Ideas for Fox repellant  
Firefox locks up???**

Well then, it worked.  
**Share Hallucination/Strange Dream Stories  
My grandparents eloped!**

Interesting, but not as good as _my_ dream about Catherine the Great and the horse.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/193 "2010-06-21T04:11:56Z")

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**Oddest place you’ve caught others having sex  
Riding a motorcycle - how physically demanding?**

Better wear your helmets.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/194 "2010-06-21T04:43:09Z")

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New Posts:

**We Couldn’t have seen this coming…  
Ever played cornhole?**

Maybe if you had a mirror…

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/195 "2010-06-21T06:27:04Z")

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**Realistic handling of women’s anatomy in comics**

**I don’t quite get today’s “Questionable Content” strip**

I’m afraid to look! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/196 "2010-06-21T13:27:18Z")

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\*\*Why do most muslim men sport beard?  
Positive brain damage?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/197 "2010-06-21T13:35:36Z")

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**Put that child in the fucking ambulance, you moron! ! !  
Get your baby’s dirty ass off the restaurant table!**

And keep that toddler away from the karaoke machine, nitwit!!!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/198 "2010-06-21T13:41:22Z")

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\*\* Happy Fathers Day

sad fathers day for me \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/199 "2010-06-21T13:42:33Z")

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\*\* People wandering from Africa , affecting IQ?

Reasons Africa is “lagging behind”? \*\*

Stop wandering!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/200 "2010-06-21T14:41:56Z")

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\*\*I’m Home Alone. I Cooked Tripe  
Sick, Sick, Sick Little Chimp  
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