# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/201 "2010-06-21T16:21:56Z")
**The greatly swinging pendulum of my wife’s libido What tricks have you taught your dog to do ?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/202 "2010-06-21T17:39:20Z")
\*\*Neighborhood Watches in the US - what is really involved? Brake grinding \*\* "911? Hi, I just saw a suspicious man in sunglasses and a trenchcoat outside the AAIIIISCREEEEECHHHHHHH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/203 "2010-06-21T18:17:39Z")
**Doomed Companies & Brands Sick, Sick, Sick Little Chimp** True, the **Sick, Sick Sick Little Chimp** line of prepared foods is going nowhere, but the marital aids division is posting record profits. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/204 "2010-06-21T18:40:29Z")
\*\*Father’s Day Gift Suggestions, Critiques, Experiences, etc. (2010) Spa / Massage services - naked? \*\* Best suggestion so far! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/205 "2010-06-21T21:48:32Z")
\*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day $700 Health Insurance \*\* Yeah, that’s pretty stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/206 "2010-06-21T23:19:21Z")
**What is your life motto? Do you know what all the keys on your key chain are for?** There’s a good analogy in there somewhere… ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/207 "2010-06-22T00:42:29Z")
Cafe Society: **Kick up my short ribs a notch, please Help me with my smoked pork butt.** Is that what the kids are calling it these days? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/208 "2010-06-22T00:53:07Z")
The elusive four-fer - **Reaching Climax: More Than Just a Feeling What’s The Most Dangerous Animal You Ever Touched? The greatly swinging pendulum of my wife’s libido What is it with women and gay men?** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/209 "2010-06-22T00:57:50Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **Put that child in the fucking ambulance, you moron! ! ! > Get your baby’s dirty ass off the restaurant table!** > > And keep that toddler away from the karaoke machine, nitwit!!! And for God’s sake, no tabasco sauce! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/210 "2010-06-22T01:20:15Z")
\*\*Cell phone companies: fuck you for breaking your phones I mean, like, you know, just stop talking. \*\* Yeah, you don’t HAVE to have a phone you know! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/211 "2010-06-22T13:15:36Z")
**What happens after a revolution in N Korea? There soon will be no Loch Ness Monster** “How will we distract the peasants? Let’s nuke Scotland!!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/212 "2010-06-22T14:02:50Z")
\*\* Parking services hell Money! Power! Influence! More than anyone else has… \*\* The Parking Services Coordinator is drunk with power! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/213 "2010-06-22T16:37:30Z")
\*\*What does “like the potter who carried the tray on his head” mean? Are necks really that fragile? \*\* Yup, the potter broke his neck! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/214 "2010-06-22T18:49:22Z")
**Confucius say… I hate those Westburo people so much** Wow, they piss off _everybody_. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/215 "2010-06-22T18:54:21Z")
\*\*Oh boy, I messed up (Laptop fell and broke letters “A” “S” and “Q” Whats the Easiest way to fill out a form with a computer? \*\* Hopefully without typing A, S, or Q ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/216 "2010-06-22T19:22:11Z")
\*\*Steam on the Bay Texas toddler dies after mom leaves her in a hot car for 45 minutes Confucius say… Shredded Wheat guy is really annoying me… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/217 "2010-06-22T20:03:31Z")
**Confucius say… Two out of three women don’t want to taste my sweet balls** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/218 "2010-06-22T20:27:07Z")
\*\* Is there a recipe website like this? Homemade Ice Cream Recipes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/219 "2010-06-22T21:18:36Z")
I like the current combination of “The Swinging Pendulum of my Wife’s Libido” by **Unintentionally Blank** , and the last poster is **Interested Observer.** Maybe that’ll spice things up! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/220 "2010-06-23T13:39:23Z")
\*\* Bad news everybody,Less than 48 hours till new Futurama. Wait that’s not bad news at all!! Happy Day! Fry and Laurie reunited \*\* You are confusing your Fry’s. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798.md?page=12)