# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/221 "2010-06-23T16:44:28Z")
\*\* What to see and do in Prague? Women: a poll regarding male gynecologists and male medical students\*\* **What to see and do in Budapest? Poll: How seriously do you take phone sex or cybersex?** (crosses eastern Europe off travel itinerary) ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/222 "2010-06-23T18:05:41Z")
\*\* I think I just felt an earthquake! Earthquake?!?!!?! \*\* For a bonus, the second thread was started by **Nature’s Call**. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/223 "2010-06-23T18:25:25Z")
\*\*I think I just felt an earthquake! Reaching Climax: More Than Just a Feeling MMP \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/224 "2010-06-23T19:45:44Z")
\*\* What Does The Word “Brandish” Make You Think Of? Relatives. _sigh_ \*\* I _brandished_ my sword at the in-laws, but they still refused to leave. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/225 "2010-06-23T20:50:55Z")
\*\*The SPAM thread Is there a recipe website like this? \*\* Actually, I have two [SPAM](http://www.amazon.com/Hawaiis-Spam-Cookbook-Kondo-Corum/dp/0935848495/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1277326162&sr=8-3) [Cookbooks](http://www.amazon.com/Hawaiis-2nd-Spam-Cookbook-Corum/dp/1573061352/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1277326162&sr=8-4) somewhere in the house. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/226 "2010-06-23T21:42:09Z")
\*\* I think I just felt an earthquake! Online dating in the stone age\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/227 "2010-06-23T22:36:45Z")
**How to drive cross-country with a cat? Hormonal anger?** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/228 "2010-06-24T00:25:48Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\*I think I just felt an earthquake! > Reaching Climax: More Than Just a Feeling MMP \*\* “Did the earth move for you, too?” ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/229 "2010-06-24T01:22:23Z")
**Dear Sprint, Tell me about getting old** Well, if you’re a member of our Old Friends and Family plan, we can assist you for a nominal service fee, if you’re on our “Everything” plan, you should know “everything” about it anyway… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/230 "2010-06-24T13:24:59Z")
**Someone I know has borderline personality disorder Well, it’s not like he’s going on active duty** Yeah, there’s enough drama in Afghanistan as it is. > [@MacTech](#): > > **Dear Sprint, > Tell me about getting old** > > Well, if you’re a member of our Old Friends and Family plan, we can assist you for a nominal service fee… Short-term plans are available. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/231 "2010-06-24T13:31:16Z")
**Can Activia do harm? How to drive cross-country with a cat** Terrific idea! Plenty of Activia will assure that your cat is nice and regular during the trip. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/232 "2010-06-24T13:41:23Z")
Going straight to Hell for this one, I am. I reversed the order of these sequential threads \*\* A question to those who think Oswald killed Kennedy. Could YOU Serve on a Firing Squad? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/233 "2010-06-24T14:57:39Z")
\*\*What causes people to be this cruel? (YouTube video of rat being drowned) People who can do really good Donald Duck impressions \*\* Something snapped in Evan after one “Quack quack quack” too many. He hated animals and he hated waterfowl and the combination of animals and water sent him into a crazed rage. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/234 "2010-06-24T18:28:33Z")
**Again With the Animal Rescues! My cat makes veterinary medical history!** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/235 "2010-06-24T19:22:06Z")
\*\* Is there a convenient drug a layman can use to knock somebody out very quickly? Why does my tongue taste funny? \*\* (Sound of unconscious body hitting floor) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/236 "2010-06-24T19:34:28Z")
**Is there a convenient drug a layman can use to knock somebody out very quickly? Can Activia do harm?** ‘Uh, Vyvyan, can you actually kill yourself with laxatives?’ ‘I don’t know, Neil, but I’m gonna stay and find out!’ Yeah, I know. But it’s the first thing I thought of. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/237 "2010-06-24T20:37:20Z")
**Whoa, what a strange little thunderstorm that was… My cat makes veterinary medical history!** “When the lightning struck, Fluffy coughed an 30-pound hairball out her nose!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/238 "2010-06-24T21:25:39Z")
**Praise for Kim Jong-il The Silly Bandzwagon** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/239 "2010-06-24T21:36:04Z")
**BP burning turtles - any truth to this story? How do I narrow down what I ate made me sick?** My money’s on the turtle flambé. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/240 "2010-06-24T22:24:49Z")
**Is there a convenient drug a layman can use to knock somebody out very quickly? What’s the sturdiest thing in a standard house to handcuff somebody to? How to remove the stench of decomposition?** Finally! I get a three-fer! And a sinister one, to boot! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798.md?page=13)