# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/281 "2010-06-28T19:34:10Z")
\*\* Teenagers and depression And you say they’re annoying… “Your Baby Can Read” Tell me about getting old \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/282 "2010-06-28T19:55:28Z")
In New Posts: \*\*What’s your funny fart story? Thus passes McChrystal?\*\* –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/283 "2010-06-28T20:12:34Z")
**Poll: How was your divorce? Girlfriends and porn** Wow, _you_ bounced back quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/284 "2010-06-28T20:30:10Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **Poll: How was your divorce? > Girlfriends and porn** > > Wow, _you_ bounced back quickly. grr! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/285 "2010-06-28T22:13:01Z")
Uh, sorry to have 😕 offended. Better play it safe with the next one. **I’m Coming Home: Thoughts on Leaving China. What’s your funny fart story?** Let’s just say it’s a bad idea to overindulge at the Beijing Bean Sprout Festival before you go in to get your visa renewed. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/286 "2010-06-28T22:19:04Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Uh, sorry to have 😕 offended. Better play it safe with the next one. Your only offence was to get there before I did - I pitched up with my cut all ready to paste and found I was fifteen minutes too late. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/287 "2010-06-28T23:49:25Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Uh, sorry to have 😕 offended. Offensive ones are the best ones, haven’t you played this game before? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/288 "2010-06-29T02:41:59Z")
**Gum Chewers Um…Learn how…um…to…um…TALK!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/289 "2010-06-29T02:52:54Z")
\*\* Everett MA boys Eat Dry Ice What’s your funny fart story?\*\* Now that’s cold. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/290 "2010-06-29T02:58:40Z")
**Will a bottle of vodka left uncapped in the freezer lose all of its alcohol via evaporation? Kosher bottled water** Urgh, better drink up while you can. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/291 "2010-06-29T04:59:10Z")
**Is something afflicting our wildbirds? What could it be?** **Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer** Damn you, Boy Wizard! **Any advice for, um, new barbershop quartet coaches?** **Vacuum Sealed Computer** Well, okay, I suppose it can’t hurt. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/292 "2010-06-29T15:27:00Z")
\*\* Ask the guy who has no idea what he is doing at an comedy club’s Open Mic night What’s your funny fart story? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/293 "2010-06-29T15:55:23Z")
**My aunt said that she and my mom had five guys for lunch. So I have to change my entire diet.** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/294 "2010-06-29T16:45:56Z")
\*\* Jewelry store lost my wives ring. Advice needed. How was your divorce? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/295 "2010-06-29T17:14:10Z")
**Al Gore accused of sexual assault in Portland We have many wren chicks** That’s one kinky dude. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/296 "2010-06-29T18:25:04Z")
**Good habits/disciplines you have picked up Dead people meeting for resurrection …** It’s the first thing I’ll do when I’m dead, after catching up on sleep. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/297 "2010-06-29T19:33:39Z")
\*\* Auto Repair Rip-Off Horror Stories What’s your funny fart story? Post your mundane explicable stories here, and I will bunk them Can you make any sense out of this list?\*\* they’re all about _stories_? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/298 "2010-06-29T22:27:35Z")
**How bad is Borderline Personality really? Examples? Ethernet jack suddenly stopped working. Am I screwed?** Yuh, it’s just one drama after another with _you_. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/299 "2010-06-30T00:45:11Z")
**What’s your funny fart story? My eyeball is swollen** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/300 "2010-06-30T01:31:36Z")
\*\*rough past, now what My eyeball is swollen \*\* Must be the very recent past, then. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798.md?page=16)