# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/301 "2010-06-30T12:27:14Z")
\*\* We have many wren chicks I Feel Like A Total Moron When This Happens\*\* “I _told_ you to get the wrens spayed, and _now_ look!” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/302 "2010-06-30T17:06:03Z")
\*\*SCOTUS question Help! Part of my flesh is caught in a zipper! (Need answer fast) \*\* Oh man, how many times did I zip up my scotus as a kid. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/303 "2010-06-30T17:33:44Z")
**I had a dream… Auto Repair Non-Ripoff Stories** Yes, dream big, my friend. We can always hope for a better future… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/304 "2010-06-30T18:59:36Z")
**Tyrannosaurus rex: everyone’s favorite dinosaur, right? Indicators that you can probably delete someone from your friend list on Facebook?** Being extinct is a good indicator. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/305 "2010-06-30T19:29:46Z")
From new posts - **Tyrannosaurus rex: everyone’s favorite dinosaur, right? Larry King retires from Larry King Live** Heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/306 "2010-06-30T19:33:18Z")
\*\* Creative uses for a Pringles can? Recipies for Terror \*\* Can’t be as bad as the Ritz cracker “Mock Apple Pie” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/307 "2010-06-30T19:54:00Z")
\*\* Quick! Run to my place and hide the . . . Recipies for Terror \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/308 "2010-06-30T20:34:14Z")
\*\*Conjugal Visits? What if I had swallowed this? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/309 "2010-07-01T00:13:58Z")
**Auto Repair Rip-Off Horror Stories Quick! Run to my place and hide the . . . Auto Repair Non-Ripoff Stories** Just one kind of auto repair story goes around here! Edited to add this one: \*\* Are there any words that have come to mean the exact opposite of their original meaning? Going North? (or South?) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/310 "2010-07-01T02:32:42Z")
**Most controversial possible SDMB thread? How much can I sell my kids for in Bangkok?** Not bad, not bad. Hits some of the key points. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/311 "2010-07-01T03:12:10Z")
**Recipies for Terror White People: China Wants YOU** Cream of Sum Yung Gai? White People: The Other White Meat. (There is a reason why people are advised never to visit the kitchen of a Chinese restaurant.) ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/312 "2010-07-01T07:47:08Z")
**Good morning, sense of impending doom Recipies for Terror My first actuarial exam is tomorrow** ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/313 "2010-07-01T09:49:02Z")
**What’s your funny fart story? Taste My Sweet Revenge** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/314 "2010-07-01T11:48:42Z")
\*\* How much can I sell my kids for in Bangkok? Where can I buy a Ninja Remote (or equivalent)? \*\* …and can I just trade my kids for the Ninja Remote, and cut out the middleman? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/315 "2010-07-01T14:39:44Z")
\*\*How much can I sell my kids for in Bangkok? Quick! Run to my place and hide the . . . White People: China Wants YOU \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/316 "2010-07-01T15:17:14Z")
\*\* Cat Magically Learns to Play Fetch If a tree crashed into you\*\* “Fluffy! Get help!!” I wouldn’t count on that one. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/317 "2010-07-01T17:05:53Z")
\*\*Why do we wash our hands after going to the bathroom? Getting “Sticky Stuff” Out of a Dog’s Fur??? \*\* Wait… have you been going to the bathroom on the dog’s fur? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/318 "2010-07-01T22:00:26Z")
\*\*Lonely hotel rooms. Getting “Sticky Stuff” Out of a Dog’s Fur??? \*\* Man, you need a girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/319 "2010-07-01T22:25:07Z")
**Gum Chewers Put that child in the fucking ambulance, you moron! ! ! Aaaaand fuck you, twit who stole my freakin’ mailbox.** Well shee-it, cain’t have no fun around here nohow. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/320 "2010-07-01T22:28:40Z")
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