# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/21 "2010-06-04T16:24:21Z")
\*\* If I make an exception for you, Our oldest cat is going to be euthanized \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/22 "2010-06-04T16:28:36Z")
\*\*It’s my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread! I am going to fail \*\* Don’t be so hard on yourself. It’s gone pretty well so far. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/23 "2010-06-04T17:48:02Z")
\*\* So how’s YOUR Alzheimer’s manifesting? I’m a guy and I don’t like sports \*\* Sad. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/24 "2010-06-04T17:57:58Z")
\*\*Cat peeing on the bed - help! Our oldest cat is going to be euthanized \*\* This would be my solution as well. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/25 "2010-06-04T17:59:56Z")
\*\*Looking for a way to phrase a question I’m a guy and I don’t like sports \*\* Please phrase your question in the form of a question. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/26 "2010-06-04T21:13:33Z")
\*\*Atheists: What single argument / piece of evidence / observation do you find most compelling? Your response to this picture and caption \*\* So, Atheists. I have this autographed picture of Yahweh. How _now?_ :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/27 "2010-06-04T23:06:54Z")
\*\*What To Get For Johnny L.A’s Birthday?? Check for $0.00 \*\* I can do that! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/28 "2010-06-05T00:50:21Z")
**Insoluble engineering problems Tip Sharing** Of course the attempt led to the development of the [Bistromathic Drive](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technology_in_The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Bistromathic_drive). ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/29 "2010-06-05T08:26:32Z")
**It took me long enough to figure that one out. Fool. A complete FOOL.** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/30 "2010-06-05T10:12:29Z")
**Our oldest cat is going to be euthanized Again With the Animal Rescues!** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/31 "2010-06-05T13:29:30Z")
\*\* My wife thinks I’m cheating on her. It is International Whores Day\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/32 "2010-06-05T13:47:03Z")
As they appear on the Forums page: **"Have you seen my breast… It is International Whores Day George R. R. Martin, you suck** ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/33 "2010-06-05T13:54:15Z")
This is actually from late last week - \*\*What is the best way for a single young Chinese woman to get a tourist visa to the US? Have sex in Ellensburg!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/34 "2010-06-05T14:12:03Z")
**As I watch. Van der Sloot’s killed again!** Good God, man! I suppose you had a video camera as well? Making a bit of a snuff film you can post on the Internet? _Why didn’t you stop him?_ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/35 "2010-06-05T16:31:50Z")
**N Korea develops new ‘super drink’ As I watch.** We have an insider in North Korea! Make sure you keep tabs on that nuclear program as well, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/36 "2010-06-05T18:53:23Z")
**"Ain’t I Sumpin???" Ramblings of a nearly 36 year-old woman.** ---
**Author:** ![Tully\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ab992/32.png) [@Tully\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tully_Mars)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/37 "2010-06-05T20:30:22Z")
\*\*It is International Whores Day \*\* **How Do I Find Out What Day It Is?** **So how’s YOUR Alzheimer’s manifesting**? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/38 "2010-06-05T21:31:56Z")
\*\*So how’s YOUR Alzheimer’s manifesting? I wrote a book called “Mr. Fingers” and I didn’t know it \*\* Alzheimer’s’ll do that. \*\* I’ve transformed into a hottie (longish) Big chest, bigger problems (please, no jokes) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/39 "2010-06-05T21:42:22Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* I’ve transformed into a hottie (longish) > > Big chest, bigger problems (please, no jokes) > \*\* I was waiting for that pair. -ing. ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/40 "2010-06-05T23:16:43Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I was waiting for that pair. -ing. Groan. I said no jokes. Happy Birthday anyway. All Geminis rock. \*\*It took me long enough to figure that one out. Fool. A complete FOOL.\*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798.md?page=3)