# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/381 "2010-07-06T18:02:56Z")
**What can I do in NYC this weekend? Walla walla walla!** No, you can’t. NYC’s official Walla walla walla! man has exclusive rights to all Walla walla walla!-ing within the city limits. However, Ecka-ecka-ecka! is available for a small licensing fee. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/382 "2010-07-06T18:04:50Z")
> [@](#): > > What can I do in NYC this weekend? > Walla walla walla! > > No, you can’t. NYC’s official Walla walla walla! man has exclusive rights to all Walla walla walla!-ing within the city limits. However, Ecka-ecka-ecka! is available for a small licensing fee. Then can you _New York New_ in Walla Walla Washington? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/383 "2010-07-06T18:21:45Z")
**How and where would you hide a body? (Don’t need answer fast) Going to court - what do we need to know?** Didn’t work out, huh? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/384 "2010-07-06T18:39:52Z")
\*\* Indecent Proposals, revisited Thank God I don’t have to \_\_\_\_\_\_ anymore. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/385 "2010-07-06T19:03:47Z")
\*\* If you had the chance to do it all over again… Thank God I don’t have to \_\_\_\_\_\_ anymore. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/386 "2010-07-06T19:09:43Z")
**Falafel Eclipse! Omar** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/387 "2010-07-06T19:30:00Z")
**Indecent Proposals, revisited Ever buy/sell a service via cheapo corner sign?** No! And I’m insulted that you’d even suggest such a thing! :mad: **If you had the chance to do it all over again… Going to court - what do we need to know?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/388 "2010-07-06T20:12:35Z")
\*\* Parents: need advice on dealing with “Suzy loves Johnny” teasing in grade three Indecent Proposals, revisited \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/389 "2010-07-07T00:06:23Z")
\*\*Any of y’all want to sell your soul? Ask the guy that lives full time in a motor home. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/390 "2010-07-07T00:36:37Z")
\*\*If you had the chance to do it all over again… Would You File a Malpractice Suit? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/391 "2010-07-07T00:55:28Z")
**a couple of GOOD things about religion (imho) Funny/weird/surreal stuff your relatives have told you.** “If you don’t surrender your soul to the Giant Clam, Joey, you’ll be trapped in the Vault of Sticky Bubble Gum forever and ever.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/392 "2010-07-07T01:24:59Z")
\*\*Chimpanzees have much better photographic memory capability than humans. Why? Drinking hot liquids in the heat? \*\* Yup, when you’re not looking that darn chimp will be swallowing hot ginseng tea all the time! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/393 "2010-07-07T02:25:51Z")
**Potty training advice? I’m Pretty Sure There’s Something Wrong With My Sister’s Kid** ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/394 "2010-07-07T06:02:58Z")
\*\*Any ideas why i’ve had a massive frop in my wireless inet connection speed? What animal produces the most shit? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/395 "2010-07-07T06:44:42Z")
\*\*Spanish Live Action TV Dogs and Cancer \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/396 "2010-07-07T12:39:11Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > \*\*Spanish Live Action TV > Dogs and Cancer \*\* ¡Ese perro tiene un tumor enorme! ¡Conjeture el peso! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/397 "2010-07-07T13:09:56Z")
\*\* Can You Cat Do Tricks? It Only Took 22 Years, But I Did It! \*\* Teaching your cat is never easy. \*\* Your allergies, sensitivities, and intolerances Another internet dating thread (aka ‘Who responds to this?’) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/398 "2010-07-07T13:21:05Z")
\*\* Your current emotional struggle? Being openly gay in American high schools today. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/399 "2010-07-07T14:32:41Z")
\*\* Women with big stones - Are big, flashy gemstones in jewelry in poor taste of not? Testicular fortitude. \*\* \*\* RIP Relationship, 1998-2010 Have you in fact fucked someone crazier than you are? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/400 "2010-07-07T16:58:58Z")
\*\* Tyrannosaurus rex: everyone’s favorite dinosaur, right? Bisexual? \*\* Who knew? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798.md?page=21)