# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 22

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/421 "2010-07-08T16:23:29Z")

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Currently the next two threads after this one:

**First Goat Cannon. Then Flaming Pig Launcher. Now…newslink  
One step closer to being debt-free**

Of course, as soon as posted this, not currently any more. ☹

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/422 "2010-07-08T16:38:22Z")

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\*\* Where is all the money?  
A uniquely successful African state\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/423 "2010-07-08T16:57:03Z")

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\*\*So You’re Offered Your Weight In Gold…  
More indecent proposals! \*\*  
Sounds decent, if quirky, to me

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/424 "2010-07-08T21:07:05Z")

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**Parents: need advice on dealing with “Suzy loves Johnny” teasing in grade three  
Calling the cops on your child.**

That is seriously overreacting.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/425 "2010-07-08T21:15:10Z")

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Heh, Martian, I was about to post the same thing with almost the exact same commentary.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/426 "2010-07-08T21:40:29Z")

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**Bestiality: Always wrong?  
A uniquely successful African state**

Apparently there are now safaris catering to every taste.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/427 "2010-07-08T21:49:14Z")

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**Classic rock; timeless goodness or evidence that you are hopeless?  
Happy 70th Birthday to Ringo Starr**

What are my choices again?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/428 "2010-07-08T21:57:56Z")

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\*\*Are there any words that have come to mean the exact opposite of their original meaning?  
Psychologists: Is there any scholarly evidence showing two random groups of people are “the same”? \*\*

If by “the same” you mean “completely different in many ways”, then yes.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/429 "2010-07-08T23:17:52Z")

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\*\*Don’t really want a pity party, but…got all 4 wisdom teeth out today  
FULL DOUBLE Rainbow!!!  
\*\*  
Mr Cosby, is that you?

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/430 "2010-07-09T01:18:52Z")

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\*\*How much of your life could you pay for in gold?  
More indecent proposals! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/431 "2010-07-09T01:53:06Z")

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New Posts:

**Humping Giant Robots  
Help Me ID This 1950’s SciFi Story**

Sounds a little risque for the '50s, eh?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/432 "2010-07-09T02:29:07Z")

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**Holy Crap, I had a baby!  
And they say spiders have no sense of humor…**

[_Spider Baby_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058606/)?

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/433 "2010-07-09T03:39:12Z")

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\*\* Where did black Amercans get their last names?  
2 websites with the same URL\*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/434 "2010-07-09T07:01:29Z")

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**Holy Crap, I had a baby!  
I feel bad ☹**

Postpartum depression?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/435 "2010-07-09T11:52:17Z")

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\*\* Congrats, you’re a girl! or you’re a boy! Here is a present

Lithium? \*\*

Yeah… just take it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/436 "2010-07-09T12:16:11Z")

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\*\* You unwittingly experienced an Internet Epoch

I feel bad ☹ \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/437 "2010-07-09T12:18:38Z")

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\*\* What can I do in NYC this weekend?

First Goat Cannon. Then Flaming Pig Launcher. Now…newslink \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/438 "2010-07-09T12:27:49Z")

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**What can I do in NYC this weekend?  
Holy Crap, I had a baby!**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/439 "2010-07-09T12:32:19Z")

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\*\* Tell me about Dillinger’s extremely painful treatment of gonorrhea  
Why does chugging ice water become painful?\*\*

Find out more about this and other remedies in “Silly Cures They Don’t Want You To Know About”.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/440 "2010-07-09T13:17:12Z")

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\*\* Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes?  
Have you in fact fucked someone crazier than you are?  
It Only Took 22 Years, But I Did It! \*\*  
Sounds like a best seller.

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