# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 24

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/461 "2010-07-11T01:38:58Z")

</div>

**Watcha Drinkin’ This Weekend?  
Give Blood.**

Another round comin’ right up, Count.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/462 "2010-07-11T03:03:41Z")

</div>

**Condom preferences  
Vibram FiveFingers and blisters**

Ouch. I’m scratching that brand off my list.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/463 "2010-07-11T07:22:51Z")

</div>

**Naked man running on highway, his prosthenic leg on fire.  
How Traceable Were You Today?**

I’d rate that “very.”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/464 "2010-07-11T19:54:54Z")

</div>

**Watcha Drinkin’ This Weekend?  
Free Slurpee Day at 7-11 - July 11, 2010**

But officer, I only had _two_ Slurpees.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/465 "2010-07-11T23:21:47Z")

</div>

\*\* Naked man running on highway, his prosthenic leg on fire.  
How to trick people into thinking you’re good looking\*\*

Nekkid guys with flaming prosthetic limbs–chicks just dig 'em.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/466 "2010-07-12T02:33:12Z")

</div>

**Ask the Middle Aged Curmudgeon  
Give Blood**

No! You’ll never get a drop of _my_ blood, uh-uh, no sirree.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/467 "2010-07-12T12:27:32Z")

</div>

\*\* Men: What Makes You Feel Appreciated?

Woman, sitting. \*\*

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/468 "2010-07-12T13:11:28Z")

</div>

\*\* Watcha Drinkin’ This Weekend?

Free Slurpee Day at 7-11 - July 11, 2010 \*\*

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/469 "2010-07-12T13:48:10Z")

</div>

**Life existing on Mars and seeding life on Earth.  
How has space travel helped life on earth?**

\*\*How freaking long does it take to use an ATM?!  
Confusing situation? \*\*

\*\*Interesting moment at a busy intersection yesterday  
FULL DOUBLE Rainbow!!! \*\*

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/470 "2010-07-12T13:51:42Z")

</div>

\*\* What is the oldest scam in the book?

Rich person in a car accident, hurts me, am I rich now? \*\*

Well, it might be the oldest one since _cars_ were invented…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/471 "2010-07-12T16:54:43Z")

</div>

**Best Antiperspirant/Deodorant?  
Does this sound like a good idea to put on my Resume?**

No.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/472 "2010-07-12T17:14:02Z")

</div>

**What’s your best/worst/weirdest experience running into an ex?  
Condom preferences**

So, a _sexy_ experience.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/473 "2010-07-12T18:01:27Z")

</div>

These are separated by three, but worth the stretch:

\*\* Naked man running on highway, his prosthenic leg on fire.

‘Barefoot Bandit’ apprehended \*\*

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/474 "2010-07-12T18:08:40Z")

</div>

These are separated by three, but worth the stretch:

\*\* Naked man running on highway, his prosthenic leg on fire.

‘Barefoot Bandit’ apprehended \*\*

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/475 "2010-07-12T20:22:02Z")

</div>

**Women with big stones - Are big, flashy gemstones in jewelry in poor taste o® not?  
Men: What Makes You Feel Appreciated?**

Women with big, flashy…uh, never mind.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/476 "2010-07-14T10:03:23Z")

</div>

**Air Supply vs Simon/Garfunkel  
So, I finally saw Fight Club…**

Was the big twist that Air Supply was really Simon & Garfunkel?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/477 "2010-07-14T12:47:31Z")

</div>

\*\* Helpful driving tips

When zombies drive… \*\*

\*\* Turtles got plastic blow-up sex dolls. Who knew?

Woman caught “cheating” on the HOV lane by using a mannequin \*\*

Hey, lady – Are You a Turtle?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/478 "2010-07-14T13:21:34Z")

</div>

\*\*George Steinbrenner has died  
I’ve lost interest in the All-Star Game \*\*  
Steinbrenner was baseball to me.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/479 "2010-07-14T19:22:31Z")

</div>

**What to do with 1/2 day free in Paris?  
“Reward” sex?**

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/480 "2010-07-18T02:01:21Z")

</div>

**Elevator Death - Such a Senseless Shame**  
**Am I getting shafted?**

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798.md?page=23)
