# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/41 "2010-06-06T01:30:14Z")

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**Which country is the most backwater godforsaken hell-hole on earth?  
Escaping the United States**

'Cause that place would be better than a Socialist United States with universal health care!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/42 "2010-06-06T02:31:09Z")

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**Anyone want an ongoing gardening thread?  
Van der Sloot’s killed again!**

Yeah, you give that guy a bottle of Round-Up and there’s no stopping him.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/43 "2010-06-06T02:38:23Z")

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**Most unusual ethnic mixes?  
Poll: Will Mars Experiment Succeed or Fail?**

It depends on whether you consider Dennis Kucinich a “success”.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/44 "2010-06-06T05:50:46Z")

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\*\*Alien space craft in our airspace, now what?  
Apple Laptops - Where To Buy? \*\*

You know, I’ve seen “Independence Day”!

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/45 "2010-06-06T09:45:46Z")

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\*\*Your unusual dog commands…

Van der Sloot’s killed again!\*\*

What an odd name for a dog.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/46 "2010-06-06T16:37:47Z")

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\*\* “Have you seen my breast milk?” and other things you’ve heard at the office …  
Describe your nightmare\*\*

“Well, I _thought_ it was coffee creamer…”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/47 "2010-06-06T18:04:16Z")

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New posts:

**So how dangerous was my TNT?  
What’s up with the very small-sized rural post offices?**

They used to be large-sized rural post offices.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/48 "2010-06-07T00:14:19Z")

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**"Star Trek IV" nitpick: Why did they need transparent aluminum?  
Can we get some famous naked guys?  
New pics of THOR costume.**

Wow, that’s one mighty big… hammer!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/49 "2010-06-07T01:07:59Z")

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\*\*Minimum Requirements for a Successful Military Coup in the USA?  
We invent a machine that lets amateurs build machine guns. What happens?  
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/50 "2010-06-07T01:32:40Z")

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**Share actual problems you’ve had that no one will ever sympathize with  
Your holodeck time**

Wait, what? They actually exist? And you use one? No way in hell I can sympathize with you.  
**"I hope there is a heaven, 'cause in my version, I’d get…" (Not a serious thread)  
Mixed Gender Sleep Overs**

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/51 "2010-06-07T01:34:30Z")

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Happy Birthday! Under New Posts, there are:

**Anyone feeling buyers remorse about Obama yet?**

**Who else is drunk?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/52 "2010-06-07T01:35:00Z")

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**Who else is drunk?  
The Alcohol isn’t killing me thread**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/53 "2010-06-07T02:55:03Z")

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\*\*Cows to gays  
Safe to eat this meat?  
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**Author:** ![Perciful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Perciful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Perciful)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/54 "2010-06-07T03:17:31Z")

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**My Wife Thinks I’m Cheating On Her  
Ain’t I Sumpin!**

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**Author:** ![Perciful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Perciful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Perciful)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/55 "2010-06-07T03:24:44Z")

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\*\*Fool, A Complete Fool  
It took me a long time to figure that one out

I Ran A Marathon  
As I Watched\*\*

Good night and Happy Unbelated Birthday LA 🙂

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/56 "2010-06-07T12:16:21Z")

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\*\* The MMP is here

I Got Yer MMP Right Here \*\*

Duelling MMPs

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/57 "2010-06-07T12:39:08Z")

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\*\*My odd fetishes! Please explain/critique/psychoanalyze!  
Am I harming the dog?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/58 "2010-06-07T15:41:40Z")

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**157 year old woman in Indonesia  
I wear an Ipod almost everywhere**

Thanks, but I plan to achieve immortality through constant cellphone use.

**Something nice for cat sitter?  
Escaping the United States**

Appreciate your looking after Fluffy, here’s a ticket to Indonesia.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/59 "2010-06-07T16:35:47Z")

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**Male circumcision and penis sensitivity  
Obama/Clinton 2012**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/60 "2010-06-07T17:15:36Z")

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\*\* Ask the girl who knows a lot about makeup

157 year old woman in Indonesia \*\*  
So _that’s_ how she knows so much.

I’ll bet her 108 year old adoptive daughter knows quite a bit about it, too.

\*\* Ramblings of a nearly 36 year-old woman.

Who else is drunk? \*\*

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