# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/61 "2010-06-07T18:18:33Z")
\*\*Would a vegetarian / vegan for ethical reasons consider scavenging? \*\* \*\*Can a vegan have a successful relationship with a non-vegan? \*\* I guess the definition of scavenging is pretty inclusive. ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/62 "2010-06-07T18:30:51Z")
**It is International Whores Day** **Ask the girl who knows a lot about makeup** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/63 "2010-06-07T18:59:16Z")
\*\* Share actual problems you’ve had that no one will ever sympathize with Mixed Gender Sleep Overs Tell me about your mattress Has anyone experienced a sleep panic? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/64 "2010-06-07T20:27:50Z")
\*\* Characters hiding under our noses… So what do you figure Tarzan’s up to these days? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/65 "2010-06-07T20:29:14Z")
\*\*What To Get For Johnny L.A’s Birthday?? It’s my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread! \*\* Hey, let’s get him a Sequential Thread! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/66 "2010-06-07T22:44:55Z")
**Something nice ffor cat sitter? Keeping birds off the mailbox post!** Yeah, the sitter doesn’t need no stinkin’ gifts. The cat’s doing the sitter a favor by being there. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/67 "2010-06-07T22:46:14Z")
**We had a little miracle today! I’ve transformed into a hottie (longish)** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/68 "2010-06-08T13:46:54Z")
**Your favorite colonoscopy prep regimen? (need answer fast) Most unusual ethnic mixes?** Fatback, collard greens and Miralax, yum!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/69 "2010-06-08T17:15:46Z")
**What if every business had to be called… Van der Sloot’s killed again!** C’mon, you need to vary things a little. How about mandating that all restaurants be called Scott Peterson’s Wife Is Missing? **What types of threads do you find most interesting? Poll: How would you pronounce this year (2010)?** Not that type. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/70 "2010-06-08T17:48:21Z")
**Does anyone know what this object is? a contentious question about hymens** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/71 "2010-06-08T18:03:52Z")
\*\*Who is going to profit from the oil spill? Royal navy admirals \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/72 "2010-06-08T19:02:52Z")
\*\* In which I learn that cockroaches like to nap Van der Sloot’s killed again! \*\* OMG! That cockroach isn’t _sleeping_… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/73 "2010-06-09T03:34:40Z")
**Van der Sloot’s killed again! Thats MY boy** Such a proud papa! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/74 "2010-06-09T03:37:07Z")
**So what killed my goat? Sorting pennies and nickels** What a weird way for a goat to die. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/75 "2010-06-09T04:22:47Z")
**Military fakers going overboard So what killed my goat?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/76 "2010-06-09T12:54:45Z")
**Tall bodyguards advised not to apply for jobs protecting French President Nicolas Sarkozy Baby hedgehogs!** Yes, a phalanx of those around the President and no assassin will ever be able to creep up on him. **Is there any meaning to life? or is it really just nothing? Religion has given us nothing** Thank God, my life has meaning again. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/77 "2010-06-09T16:17:27Z")
\*\*People with narrow interests. What’s that like? Van der Sloot’s killed again! \*\* He tried tennis for a while, but it just wasn’t the same as a good murder. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/78 "2010-06-09T16:26:13Z")
Separated by one: \*\* Mispelt sines Didn’t know what to make of this guy’s sign. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/79 "2010-06-09T16:26:13Z")
**Helen Thomas retires, sooo… Thank you.** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/80 "2010-06-09T18:23:17Z")
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