# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/101 "2010-06-11T03:21:55Z")

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**Lake Michigan takes another life  
Last “Great Escape” Veteran Dead at 97**

Lake Michigan apparently travelled to London to do it.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/102 "2010-06-11T03:50:47Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> **Lake Michigan takes another life  
> Last “Great Escape” Veteran Dead at 97**
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> Lake Michigan apparently travelled to London to do it.

Or else that was one helluva long tunnel! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/103 "2010-06-11T05:46:07Z")

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**She’s SIX FOOT EIGHT!**

**I’m taller than I thought!**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/104 "2010-06-11T06:05:49Z")

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_curses_

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**Author:** ![Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hypnagogic_jerk/32/4252_2.png) [@Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypnagogic_Jerk)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/105 "2010-06-11T06:14:20Z")

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**Legal Question (Traffic - Not asking for advice)  
Yes, I want legal advice, damnit!**

From GQ.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/106 "2010-06-11T10:59:10Z")

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NM

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/107 "2010-06-11T12:53:00Z")

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\*\* Legal Question (Traffic - Not asking for advice)

Yes, I want legal advice, damnit! \*\*

Make up your mind!

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**Author:** ![Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hypnagogic_jerk/32/4252_2.png) [@Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypnagogic_Jerk)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/108 "2010-06-11T15:17:04Z")

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Ahem. Look at the second post above yours. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/109 "2010-06-11T16:01:42Z")

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\*\*She’s SIX FOOT EIGHT!  
Suggestions for Gifted First-Grader? \*\*

Not sure I’d describe that as “gifted,” unless she’s attending Xavier’s School for Mutants.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/110 "2010-06-11T16:55:57Z")

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**Shingles Vaccine - For the Over 60 Crowd  
Will I impress more girls if I get a Jeep?**

Yeah, probably. But what really turns on the ladies is pointing out your rabies vaccine injection sites, accompanied by sudden facial twitches and drooling.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/111 "2010-06-11T17:22:13Z")

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**Thank You, Mom, for teaching me how to cook  
Out of season cranberry sauce**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/112 "2010-06-11T17:32:47Z")

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**Keep your fingers crossed for Abby Sunderland (16 y.o. lost on round-the-world sail attempt)  
She’s SIX FOOT EIGHT!**

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/113 "2010-06-11T18:28:12Z")

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\*\* Poll: Ages acceptable to refer to women as “girls?”  
Will I impress more girls if I get a Jeep?\*\*

Dunno. How old are you?

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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/114 "2010-06-11T18:51:12Z")

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\*\*Are there any actual newspapers in the UK?

What am I not allowed to read in the US? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/115 "2010-06-11T21:55:28Z")

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**Hiding weapons in hair  
Small Car vs. Large Bear?**

I’d go with the Large Bear, assuming your beehive can hold it. Great for deterring perverts on the subway.

**So what killed my goat?  
The Top Ten Scandals of 2010**

Lindsay Lohan was the last, fatal straw. Either that or eating the Jeep.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/116 "2010-06-11T23:53:01Z")

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From Great Debates:

**Ok, Atheist. What’s the problem?  
Religion has given us nothing**

Question asked and answered!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/117 "2010-06-12T00:38:20Z")

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**Any reason not to upgrade to Windows 7 from XP?  
Language Peeves**

Yeah, Windows 7 only coming in Phoenician was a bit of a problem.  
\*\* How would you go about knocking off a God?  
Crossing paths in the distant past\*\*

Ah, the old time travel scheme, huh? Get 'em while they’re still small time.  
**Dear Chewbacca  
Let’s Talk About Cheesecake**  
\*  
_Wookie howl_

_makes hourglass shape with hands_\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/118 "2010-06-12T06:43:20Z")

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**WOW! My 3-month-old son consciously communicated with me for the first time today!  
Kid’s fads, past & present**

Sorry, but after a while he’ll go back to ignoring you again.  
**a question for lesbians - Something I’ve never understood…  
Baby hedgehogs!**

Wow, I never knew lesbians could get so kinky.

I’m sorry, please don’t hate me.

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/119 "2010-06-12T07:05:12Z")

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Now it’s your birthday, so Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/120 "2010-06-12T15:10:07Z")

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\*\*Poll: Weed goes legit - would you toke up?  
What are the best grow lights? \*\*

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