# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/121 "2010-06-12T16:39:57Z")
**In-law family gatherings… Do Not Want (to go) Do you use salve or an ointment?** I sprinkle salt on them and they usually dissolve. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/122 "2010-06-12T17:25:17Z")
\*\* How would you go about knocking off a God? Bacon Pancakes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/123 "2010-06-12T17:46:37Z")
\*\*All religious people should be executed Ok, Atheist. What’s the problem? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/124 "2010-06-12T22:02:47Z")
**World’s Oldest Celebrity Chemical Mace In A Hot Car** New Fox reality TV shows for the fall. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/125 "2010-06-13T02:50:32Z")
**Is the female condom available near you? Poll: Would You Go To The South Pole?** C’mon, there’s gotta be a Walgreen’s in the Falklands. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/126 "2010-06-13T04:12:25Z")
**Etiquitte for conversing with a pedophile. Is socializing just conversational masturbation?** ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/127 "2010-06-13T04:21:35Z")
**Ask The Old (Late 60’s-Early 70’s) DJ Something** **401k or index fund?** That’s the trouble with the modern DJs today. Their knowledge is not as general as that of the old guys. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/128 "2010-06-13T13:03:52Z")
\*\* You know you’re a Doper when … Somebody broke into my fucking car! \*\* I may not want to be a Doper now. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/129 "2010-06-13T14:49:09Z")
\*\*What’s the smallest thing humans eat as food? Venomous snakes in Massachusetts/New Hampshire area? \*\* Really tiny venomous snakes, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/130 "2010-06-13T16:16:21Z")
**Morality and animals labeled as “pests” Religion has given us nothing** Yeah, I asked the Grand Mufti to issue a fatwa against Japanese beetles, but nothing doing. **Poll: Sleep? Or clean dishes? Should I be getting my act together?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/131 "2010-06-14T06:32:38Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > Now it’s your birthday, so Happy Birthday! Thanks, **FloatyGimpy**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/132 "2010-06-14T11:55:26Z")
**What creatures are eaten while they are still alive? To kill a rat** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/133 "2010-06-14T14:27:53Z")
**Can anyone help translate this into Italian? Pooping in a bag and mailing it to someone, legal?** Pooping in un sacchetto e l’invio a qualcuno, legale? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/134 "2010-06-14T16:18:18Z")
\*\* The ‘Faxing Poltergeist’ and other amusing comments in legal judgments Inexplicable happenings that are really inexplicable \*\* \*\* Anybody here wanna do P90x with me? Math (and other) skills evaporate \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/135 "2010-06-14T16:34:18Z")
\*\* Pooping in a bag and mailing it to someone, legal? What is the name for this phobia/anxiety? \*\* or \*\* What’s going on in Kyrgyzstan? Pooping in a bag and mailing it to someone, legal? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/136 "2010-06-14T16:39:37Z")
\*\* What is the name for this phobia/anxiety? What do you tip exotic dancers when your country doesn’t have a “single”? \*\* Don’t worry about it. Calm down, and realize that the exotic dancer is probably as frightened of you as you are of her. And tip her after several dances if you think your bill is too much for a single dance. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/137 "2010-06-14T20:14:37Z")
\*\* Creative ideas for a stag night (bachelor party) Two nights in Chicago. With Kids. Advice.\*\* Yes, that’ll be a wild and wacky affair. Even better - three nights in Chicago with kids. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/138 "2010-06-14T20:16:15Z")
Just wanted to wish a belated happy birthday to the OP! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/139 "2010-06-14T20:19:06Z")
Thanks! Same to you! ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/140 "2010-06-14T20:39:32Z")
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