# It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798 "2010-06-03T17:17:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/161 "2010-06-16T19:45:46Z")

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\*\*I know I’m immature because…  
Boy marries cow. \*\*

I guess you weren’t getting the milk for free anymore.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/162 "2010-06-16T20:40:50Z")

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\*\* Heat death of the universe looks like what?

vuvuzelas \*\*

That’s sound death, surely 😃

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/163 "2010-06-17T00:51:24Z")

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\*\* Have you ever had a visitation or sign from a deceased person? (After they were deceased, that is.)  
Woman gets transplanted lungs from 30-year smoker\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/164 "2010-06-17T01:29:57Z")

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**In which I awaken an ancient evil  
Trying to like soccer**

That’s it! The vuvuzelas are the work of Satan!!!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/165 "2010-06-17T16:46:43Z")

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\*\*bug bites  
I woke up screaming this morning. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/166 "2010-06-17T17:45:35Z")

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**What is the most disgusting thing you have ever tasted?  
The woman who mispronounced her own name**

Yes, “Hen-reeta” was tough and stringy.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/167 "2010-06-17T19:53:08Z")

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I reversed these because I _had_ to. But they’re sequential:

\*\*Republican Senate Candidate Sharron Angle Proposes Armed Insurrection If the Tea Party Loses

Can we shoot back?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/168 "2010-06-17T20:30:32Z")

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**Rude behavior at blackjack tables  
Breastfeeding in public- Are you OK with it**

**a question for lesbians - Something I’ve never understood…  
Tell me why you should receive the perfect cookie.**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/169 "2010-06-18T06:14:00Z")

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\*\* All religious people should be executed  
Can we shoot back?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/170 "2010-06-18T13:01:55Z")

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**A week in Vegas with kids - Suggestions?  
Do you mind knowing where the bathroom is?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/171 "2010-06-18T15:34:20Z")

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\*\* Congressman attacks student for daring to ask him a question

Can we shoot back? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/172 "2010-06-18T16:06:09Z")

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\*\*What’s The Most Dangerous Animal You Ever Touched?  
Sick, Sick, Sick Little Chimp \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/173 "2010-06-18T17:29:39Z")

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and then, up pops:  
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From Stuck to Happy?  
Sick, Sick, Sick Little Chimp\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/174 "2010-06-18T19:07:49Z")

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\*\* Do I eat this 3-week-old frozen brownie?  
June 2010 Weight Loss Thread  
\*\*

Uh, NOPE!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/175 "2010-06-18T19:22:31Z")

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**Any English words obscene in other languages?  
Need toilet help!**

Let’s see…“Bżonn l-għajnuna tat-twaletta”

Yep.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/176 "2010-06-18T19:49:13Z")

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\*\*What Department Stores Do You Miss?  
Wow, that was a near miss \*\*

So you Don’t miss it, but almost do?

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/177 "2010-06-18T20:37:25Z")

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\*\*My sister is moving to New York- any advice?  
Turning the hose on the neighbors \*\*

Yeah, she’ll make _lots_ of friends that way.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/178 "2010-06-19T01:57:18Z")

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**Something weird I really love about the law and lawyers  
Common early relationship mistakes**

Yeah, you’ll learn to hate them in time.

**bug bites  
I woke up screaming this morning.**

Damn, you have a bad problem. Better call an exterminator.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/179 "2010-06-19T09:41:28Z")

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**Rude behavior at blackjack tables**

**Holy shit! Don’t mess with deer with newborn fawns**

Huh. I thought Las Vegas was more urbanized than that.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday-so-i-get-to-start-a-new-sequential-thread-thread/541798/180 "2010-06-19T14:05:10Z")

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**Slow draining bathtub: what should I try first?  
Great debates a la Hitchens, Dawkins et al**

“There is no empirical evidence of a clog; therefore you _must_ drain!”

Yeah, good luck with that.

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