# It's my birthday **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960 "2006-12-13T15:17:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/1 "2006-12-13T15:17:06Z")
37 sucked dead monky balls. 38 might be better. Wish me luck. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/2 "2006-12-13T15:26:12Z")
Happy birthday! Good luck! ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/3 "2006-12-13T15:32:50Z")
Hey, another '68! **Hal Briston** and myself belong to the same vintage, too. There’s others but for some reason I remember him. Cumpleaños feliz, cumpleaños feliiiiiz, te deseamos toodoooooooooooooos ¡cumpleaños feeeliiiiiiiiiz! ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/4 "2006-12-13T15:34:00Z")
Happy birthday! I hope this year is better for you. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/5 "2006-12-13T15:34:49Z")
Many happies! Hope this year treats you better. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/6 "2006-12-13T20:49:49Z")
I wish you a year with no monkey-balls. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/7 "2006-12-13T21:23:18Z")
Mine was yesterday. 38 here too. Hope yours is a hundred times better than mine was and your year is even better than that! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/8 "2006-12-13T22:02:38Z")
I’ll take the monkey balls, if nobody wants them… Happy birthday and all that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/9 "2006-12-13T22:11:53Z")
Should I rename myself to “monkey”? ---
**Author:** ![Li\_l\_Pluck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee59a6/32.png) [@Li\_l\_Pluck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Li_l_Pluck)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/10 "2006-12-13T22:21:20Z")
Yom Huledet Sameach, **betenoir**! (That was Hebrew, just in case.) (And you, too, **Rushgeekgirl**!) Here’s to hoping that 38 is better than \*your \* 37 and \*my \* 30-36, combined! ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/11 "2006-12-13T22:28:21Z")
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/12 "2006-12-13T23:02:41Z")
Happy happy Birthday! I wish you all the luck in the world! Lynn ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/13 "2006-12-13T23:03:21Z")
Happy birthday! Hope 38 treats you better than 37… So far 40 has been OK for me! ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/14 "2006-12-13T23:21:37Z")
[QUOTE=Emily Litella] Happy happy Birthday! I wish you all the luck in the world! Lynn [/QUOTE] Wait! I just had to come back to say: How many more dead monkey balls could this year have sucked if you hadn’t received the penis from Doc Cathode? Now there’s a sentence you may never hear again. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/15 "2006-12-14T09:24:14Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Should I rename myself to “monkey”? [/QUOTE] But you’d have to be dead which might take some of the thrill out of it. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/383960/16 "2006-12-14T09:28:07Z")
[QUOTE=Emily Litella] Wait! I just had to come back to say: How many more dead monkey balls could this year have sucked if you hadn’t received the penis from Doc Cathode? [/QUOTE] For the record, I have in fact recieved a penis from Doc Cathode. Wasn’t even my birthday.