# It's my birthday!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/47500>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/47500 "2000-12-28T12:35:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/47500/21 "2000-12-30T02:07:12Z")

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Happy Birthday **Dave**! 42 isn’t bad. Of course I’ve always had a thing for older men. My next husband, aka the man with whom I have wild monkey sex, is going to be 10-15 years older and let me just say **YOU** are in that group. I’m gonna have to keep my eye on you. 😃

Since we have some other birthdays here, I’d like to wish a Happy Birthday to **TallyHo** , **Osip** , **Stephen** , **DRY** , and a Happy Early Birthday to **Danielinthewolvesden**.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/47500/22 "2000-12-30T09:53:26Z")

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\*Originally posted by TroubleAgain \*  
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> Well, I would have started one, 'cept you didn’t tell me what day it was until AFTER the fact!\*\*

**TroubleAgain** , the only reason why I mentioned my birthday was to take a good natured jab at the rest of these guys. I didn’t mean to solicit birthday wishes–my birthday is over two weeks old.

And I know, dear heart, that you’d have opened a thread for me if I’d wanted it (and if you knew when it was). **GolfWidow** wanted to open a birthday thread for me, but I asked her not to. **Grace** MIGHT have as well, but I told her not to when I told her when my birthday was. **Medea’s Child** might have, as well, but she doesn’t know when my birthday is.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Philosopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ec8ea/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Philosopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Philosopher)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/47500/23 "2000-12-30T10:00:06Z")

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happy birthday, dave! I could give you an entire book’s length of jokes about mid-life crisises (crisii?) and the middle ages but I’ll spare you 😃

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-my-birthday/47500/24 "2000-12-30T10:06:57Z")

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Happy Birthday to you, Dave woowoowoo71  
and to you to, Tally-hooo hooo hooo  
and to Osip, tooo tooo tooo!

( well, I have never claimed to be a poet)

But, Best of the day to you all, hope the next year is the BEST!

Scotti

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