# It's national mutual oral gratification day! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175 "2001-06-09T14:09:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/1 "2001-06-09T14:09:47Z")
If you can, give head to someone you love! (Well, what other day would it be on?) ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/2 "2001-06-09T14:26:37Z")
There’s a special day for that? And to think I’ve been doing it before but I guess practice makes perfect. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/3 "2001-06-09T15:23:32Z")
_moi reads from post to post, serene in her SDMB-with-capuccino morning **cat** arrives behind her at an inopportune moment_ “Is that **today**?” he asks. …So much for my morning… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/4 "2001-06-09T15:52:41Z")
Having our partners in Canada …uh… sucks today, doesn’t it, Zy. This year, I can only think back fondly to when I was 20, June 9, 1969. Not only in the _year_ of Mutual Oral Gratification but the day of the Mutual Oral Gratification _Orgy_. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/5 "2001-06-09T17:17:39Z")
Unfortunately, this holiday currently leaves me feeling like Fonzie in that Christmas “Happy Days” episode, where he was alone in the garage, eating cold ravioli out of the can. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/6 "2001-06-09T17:22:01Z")
Is it okay to give the love of your life a belated MOG-Day gift? 😉 Very funny **Milo** … there went my sweet tea. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/7 "2001-06-09T18:12:04Z")
I’d say this sucks but that’s an obvious joke. I’m here and the person I want to be orally satisfying is not here. And no, that’s not a request for volunteers. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/8 "2001-06-09T18:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Milossarian \* > \*\*Unfortunately, this holiday currently leaves me feeling like Fonzie in that Christmas “Happy Days” episode, where he was alone in the garage, eating cold ravioli out of the can. \*\* And it has left me with a sprained back. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/9 "2001-06-09T18:30:34Z")
Upon hearing this, the gay community gave a resounding, “oh, business as usual?” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/10 "2001-06-09T19:38:08Z")
Now accepting applications for a partner. You can skip the written test; it’s the oral exam that counts today. Peace, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/11 "2001-06-09T19:48:25Z")
::sighs:: It only comes once a year. ::unzips:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/12 "2001-06-09T19:57:46Z")
I hear ya, **hardygrrl**. ::sigh:: ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-national-mutual-oral-gratification-day/68175/13 "2001-06-10T02:19:02Z")
😛