Dear sir, I commend you on this work of art. There is such beauty in a well-told tale that I have a tear in my eye. From giggling too hard.
You’re going to go with the Stupid option, I see.
Too stupid to listen to you blather about irrelevant nonsense.
Come back when have actual response to what you are responding to.
I see I’m going to have to spell this out.
Your initial post insinuated that people who deal with leaf blowers live in the suburbs. I simply pointed out that you are a moron for thinking so.
Well…in some sort of defense…my dad is an old guy with a bad back, and in the winter he uses the leaf blower to blow off the cars, and he’ll do it for the other tenants too, so hopefully that takes the bite off. That, and the fact he waits until everyone is getting ready for work.
Yep, I believe so. The neighbors keep quite a few of them. They’re adorable little guys and ordinarily I have nothing against them, but when they start howling outside my window at the asscrack of dawn, something simply must be done.
For some reason I’m thinking of the chorus in that Monty Python sketch about Dennis Moore. 
Heh, thanks. 
Perfect.
That’s what they get for living in 'Stallis.
You forgot “hovercraft air source.” (Not kidding–my little brother had a homemade leaf-blower-powered hovercraft when we were young.)
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, he’s not in this bit.
I started to do the EXACT same thing for young kiddies we know to play with. Even did back of the envelope calcs and internet research. Built the wood frame, figured out how to use our new (and mostly useless) high powered leaf blower. All that was really left was putting the blower (easily removable, which I also figured out how to do) on the platform.
Then the SO gave me a long rash of shit about how it would not work. Now the carcass sits behind the shed and any day now I will chop it up with a chainsaw for firewood 
Former stupid neighbor was up on the roof of his garage until midnight one weeknight, hammering nails into the tarpaper (no shingles). Until I went out and said something.
Then he was back out there at 6am doing the same.
In my current apartment, the people below me moved a piano in and up the stairs at midnight on a monday night. At 7am the next morning someone from the city was using a power saw to cut part of the concrete curb across the street. That lasted about 5 minutes before he packed it in and left the scene. Probably a lot of very rapid “what the hell are you doing?” calls made.
Please cite my post where I said such a thing was unique to suburbs.
Oh bullshit. Your point was crystal clear: Those bitching about leaf blowers are a bunch of bourgeois suburbanites.
I went back to read that post. While it may not be the intent of Mswas, it certainly read that way. And, if I had to bet, I’d bet that WAS the intent as well…
It must frustrate the OP that, as a cop he can’t arrest or cite the person, or so I presume. It sure as hell frustrates me as a citizen.
I’ve read up on outlaw bike clubs (e.g. Hells Angels). I’m sure I read somewhere of people who had bikers move into the house next door and be subjected to constant bike engine noises. Naturally, though, they wouldn’t complain to anyone or report it for fear of retaliation. Now with gas powered gardening tools we are subjected the exact same thing on a routine basis.
I suspect the scenario about the outlaw biker neighbors is apocryphal. Based on what I’ve read, most of them try to comply with noise ordinances and other laws of that type, because they don’t want to draw attention to themselves and get hassled for something minor. This would seem to follow more for the ones that really are engaged in serious felonies.
Accumulations of old dead leaves get moldy which can be problematic for people who have allergies.
Also at least one tree disease, marssonia leaf spot on aspen trees, overwinters on the dead leaves. So one way to fight the disease is to do a really good job of cleaning up dead leaves. Cite
Hovercrafts are awesome! The world needs as much awesome as it can get! So why don’t you finish it and prove your SO wrong?
I think I even have a photo of my bro on his hovercraft that I could scan and upload, the better to taunt him with!
Just in case it DOESNT work 
And what is relevant about pointing out that you have a lawn in the city limits? People have lawns in New York City too in some places.
And actually that wasn’t my point at all. My point was that the constant noise just blends into the background for me, which is better than having the pristine quiet of a suburb suddenly shattered by the noise of a leaf blower.
Leaf blowers at 6-7AM are really fucking annoying. I totally agree.
But that doesn’t legitimize your non-sequitur in any way.