# It's not funny. ItShut up. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824 "2003-01-05T21:54:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/61 "2003-01-06T03:15:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ElwoodCuse \* > \*\*So is “ItShut up” the new **OG SMASH!** or **Fucko off!** yet? \*\* Manny Peoples tell me it is. Fenris, who wasn’t around for Manny Peoples, but has heard the _really_ olde tymers ( **Hi Opal** 😃 ) talk about him with horror. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/62 "2003-01-06T03:21:16Z")
**appletreats** , I will be sending you a dollar. Please use it to go buy yourself a nice clue.😛 ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/63 "2003-01-06T03:25:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \* > **may I offer you a steaming hot cup of “shut the fuck up”?** Gosh, that would make such a good sig line. [aside] Hi, **Smiley** – back so soon? 😉 [/aside] ---
**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/64 "2003-01-06T03:29:10Z")
DON"T BE A JERK, GUYS! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/65 "2003-01-06T03:33:28Z")
**appletreats** When come back, bring pie ---
**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/66 "2003-01-06T03:35:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monstre \* > [aside] > Hi, **Smiley** – back so soon? 😉 > [/aside] \*\* Yes, I’m back and better than ever bitch 😛 . ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/67 "2003-01-06T03:40:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by norinew \* > \*\ ***appletreats** , I will be sending you a dollar. Please use it to go buy yourself a nice clue.😛 \*\* For some reason, I find that offensive. Can’t quite put my finger on why… Well, when I get a clue myself, then I’ll know. [mutter, mutter… can’t believe I wasn’t flamed in the OP. Must. Post. Worser… mutter, mutter] I am also so disappointed that no one has posted anything like “my cat’s breath smell like apple treats.” I mean, come on! ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/68 "2003-01-06T03:42:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Yes, I’m back and better than ever bitch Wouldn’t take much. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/69 "2003-01-06T03:45:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Princhester \* > \*\*You’re right. OK, I’m going. \*\* And it is about time… ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/70 "2003-01-06T07:53:48Z")
Gotcha ya! Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/71 "2003-01-06T07:55:49Z")
I, the eternal clueless, have some questions: Who is ItShut up? Why is he been pitted? And why hasn’t he shown his sorry ass here and give us a well deserved explanation? I bet he’s a newbie. The nerve! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/72 "2003-01-06T08:07:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SmileyDeath \* > \*\*Yes, I’m back and better than ever bitch 😛 . \*\* I love it when you talk dirty… 😃 (Oh, was that another off-topic joke? Damn, I keep doing it, too…😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/73 "2003-01-06T08:22:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ElwoodCuse \* > \*\*So is “ItShut up” the new **OG SMASH!** or **Fucko off!** yet? \*\* Well, I’m a trained statistician, and according to my research, yes, it is. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/74 "2003-01-06T08:44:09Z")
How do you like _them_ apples? I _had_ to. Chick made me do it. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/75 "2003-01-06T10:50:37Z")
A whole _cup_ of ItShut The Fuck Up, Fenris? With new, [_Extra Strength_ STFU](http://216.232.71.251/~larry/miscpics/stfu.jpg), all it takes is a spoonful. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/76 "2003-01-06T11:47:51Z")
Actually, I think I’ve got a legitimate question or two for **appletreats**. This is the only message board I know of where direct insults are not permitted outside of one forum and you’re calling _us_ mean? Have you seen other message boards? I admit we have been know to eat our own, but only after they’ve been warned and passed up a chance or three to return. Just look at all the breaks **Justhink** was given, although he may be an extreme example. CJ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/77 "2003-01-06T12:27:37Z")
Maybe you need a sense of humor. Mybe you need to post on another Board. Or… **maybe you need 4 other Dopers to hold you down by your arms & legs while I tickle you!** nah. You just nedd a pork-pie hat. Everybody’s happier with a pork-pie hat. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/78 "2003-01-06T12:37:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > With new, [_Extra Strength_ STFU](http://216.232.71.251/~larry/miscpics/stfu.jpg), all it takes is a spoonful. Me, I prefer [original strength](http://www.crowaptok.com/images/BigCupOf.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/79 "2003-01-06T12:54:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I am also so disappointed that no one has posted anything like “my cat’s breath smell like apple treats.” I mean, come on! \*\* My _hamster’s_ breath smells like apple treats. My _cat’s_ breath smells like _hamster_. :eek: Uh oh. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/80 "2003-01-06T13:07:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by appletreats \* > \*\*I wasn’t trying to be funny here, **tomndebb**. \*\* But that’s the best kind. As to the topic- Meh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824.md?page=5)