# It's not funny. ItShut up.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 5, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824 "2003-01-05T21:54:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/101 "2003-01-08T14:00:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BrightEyes \*  
> \*\ ***Everybody dogpile on appletreats!**
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> cause it’s the cool thing to do. \*\*

Its only fun if they stay around. Well, its still fun if they don’t, but its much more fun if they do.

Come back **appletreats**! Itshut up already- honest.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/102 "2003-01-08T19:51:07Z")

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Cool? No, **Brighteyes** honey, it’s not because it’s cool. It’s because the apple is a complete idiot.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/103 "2003-01-09T01:13:01Z")

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In Soviet Russia, appletreat pits YOU!

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**Author:** ![BrightEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2acd7d/32.png) [@BrightEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightEyes)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-funny-itshut-up/146824/104 "2003-01-09T01:24:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by andros \*  
> \*\*Cool? No, **Brighteyes** honey, it’s not because it’s cool. It’s because the apple is a complete idiot. \*\*

I know **andros** , i just wantd to seem like less of a jerk for hating him completely.  
😃

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