# It's not my anniversary! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-my-anniversary/583155 "2011-05-25T14:25:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-my-anniversary/583155/1 "2011-05-25T14:25:48Z")
As noted in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=564540) thread, I did not get married. Today is the anniversary of me not getting married and I’m still wallowing in my aloneness so I wanted to take this opportunity to wish myself “Happy Non-Anniversary!” And **descamisado** , there are still no gifts. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-my-anniversary/583155/2 "2011-05-25T14:28:54Z")
I didn’t get you anything, just like last year. ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-my-anniversary/583155/3 "2011-05-25T14:38:01Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > I didn’t get you anything, just like last year. But it’s the thought that counts. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-my-anniversary/583155/4 "2011-05-25T16:21:03Z")
Happy non-iversary! ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-my-anniversary/583155/5 "2011-05-25T16:30:37Z")
Has it been another year since I didn’t go to your wedding? Wow, time flies. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-my-anniversary/583155/6 "2011-05-25T16:53:55Z")
This isn’t my anniversary, either…but I’m married. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-my-anniversary/583155/7 "2011-05-25T16:57:43Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Has it been another year since I didn’t go to your wedding? Wow, time flies. I don’t even remember not getting the invitation. ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-my-anniversary/583155/8 "2011-05-25T20:18:12Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Has it been another year since I didn’t go to your wedding? Wow, time flies. I know. I thought for sure I wouldn’t still be wallowing in my aloneness but, sadly, that is not the case. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-my-anniversary/583155/9 "2011-05-25T22:13:43Z")
> [@Surly\_Chick](#): > > I know. I thought for sure I wouldn’t still be wallowing in my aloneness but, sadly, that is not the case. Stop being so surly, chick! 😃 But, yeah, I feel ya. It sucks when all your friends are pairing off, and you start feeling so lonely. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-my-anniversary/583155/10 "2011-05-26T00:10:29Z")
I used to be un-married. I still am, but I used to be, too. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-my-anniversary/583155/11 "2011-05-26T02:49:24Z")
So is this the anniversary of your non-anniversary? And you admit to be still wallowing. May I suggest a celebratory dinner with bison steaks and a nap afterwards. That way you can claim an anniversary of your buffalo wallow. 😃 I’ll be here all week.