# It's not queefing, felching, or squicking, but it's just as gross! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441 "2000-07-13T15:17:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/1 "2000-07-13T15:17:37Z")
OK, maybe not as gross as squicking, but what is? Don’t answer that. Anyone know if there’s a term for this phenomenon (reported to me by the sister of a med student): people with colostomies allow men to uh, you know, in the colostomy opening. Some people make a living this way, and some come into the emergency room with VD in their side from this practice. Please, please, don’t suggest I search for this on the web. I’m not prepared to sift through the material I would pull up! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/2 "2000-07-13T15:24:47Z")
If this is true, the world is even weirder than I thought. What the F\*\*\*??? That is just plain sick! The sister of a med student told you this? It sure has an air of Urban Legend around it! ---
**Author:** ![Megling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/54ee81/32.png) [@Megling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Megling)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/3 "2000-07-13T15:38:52Z")
Pardon me while I vomit all over my keyboard. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/4 "2000-07-13T15:39:00Z")
Just waiting for the inevitable Richard Gere sighting. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/5 "2000-07-13T15:44:10Z")
I heard that is how George Burns died. HUGS! SqrlCub the pervayor of misinformation 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/6 "2000-07-13T15:44:19Z")
I wouldn’t be surprised if you could find something about this on [snopes.com](http://snopes.com) If not now, than soon. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/7 "2000-07-13T15:46:59Z")
> [@](#): > > SqrlCub the pervayor of misinformation. And horribly misspelled words. **Purveyor** ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/8 "2000-07-13T15:54:02Z")
Whoops. I should have used spell check on that one. However, I could purvey mispellings just as well since mispellings are also misinformation. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/9 "2000-07-13T15:55:10Z")
PS. One other thing. Pervayor is what happons when a pervert tries to spread his ideas around. Some may think that is appropriate. HUGS Again! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/10 "2000-07-13T15:59:08Z")
I’m not prepared to do a search on this either \. But if someone does discover the word for this, please let me know. Urban Legend or not, a word like that needs to be added to one’s vocabulary ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/11 "2000-07-13T16:10:38Z")
I don’t know if it’s an urban legend or not, so I’m not help there. I did know a guy once who used to want to start up a magazine called “Colostomy Bag Sex”. I’m pretty sure he was kidding. But, honestly, after squicking, would it really surprise you THAT much if some people did this. VD I doubt, but the practice, I could believe. Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/12 "2000-07-13T16:10:55Z")
I think we can term this practice as “aerynsunning” since that is who brought it up. (insert VERY EVIL GRIN here) HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/13 "2000-07-13T16:12:42Z")
Addendum to last post. I’m not familiar enough with VDs to know if they can affect all parts of your body. That’s why I’m saying I doubt it. I could be way wrong. Also, on a side note. We need a new smiley to denote vomiting. If we keep this crap up, it’ll come in real useful. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/14 "2000-07-13T16:16:03Z")
Queefing is a new one on me. Anyone want to bring me into the Age of Enlightenment on that one? ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/15 "2000-07-13T16:17:23Z")
Vaginal Farts. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/16 "2000-07-13T16:17:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aglarond \* > \*\*Addendum to last post. I’m not familiar enough with VDs to know if they can affect all parts of your body. That’s why I’m saying I doubt it. I could be way wrong. > > Also, on a side note. We need a new smiley to denote vomiting. If we keep this crap up, it’ll come in real useful. \*\* Hey, syphilis affects the brain real good, and AIDS kills you. STDs aren’t restricted to the genitals. Also better watch septic infection here. Yeah, didn’t the poison people have a Mr. Yuk symbol for kids? We need one. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/17 "2000-07-13T16:27:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > SqrlCub the pervayor of misinformation. > > And horribly misspelled words. **Purveyor** \*\* No, a pervayor is a perverted purveyor. If that’s not what Sqrl meant he should have 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/18 "2000-07-13T16:32:28Z")
> [@](#): > > I did know a guy once who used to want to start up a magazine called “Colostomy Bag Sex”. I’m pretty sure he was kidding. Was it called Bag Lady? \< running like hell \> ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/19 "2000-07-13T16:35:30Z")
I have GOT to stop clicking on these threads before lunch. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/20 "2000-07-13T16:40:09Z")
Apparently there is a newsgroup: alt.sex.colostomy ::shudder:: I would try, purely in the interest of research, to find a term in said newsgroup, but I am at work, and would rather not have the admin team coming down to make fun of me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441.md?page=2)