# It's not queefing, felching, or squicking, but it's just as gross! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441 "2000-07-13T15:17:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/21 "2000-07-13T16:45:03Z")
> [@](#): > > I think we can term this practice as “aerynsunning” since that is who brought it up. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If you don’t respect my plea, at least have some mercy on Claudia Black! ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/22 "2000-07-13T16:48:20Z")
I know I could just look this up but I’m too damn lazy. Could somenoe tell me what a colostomy is? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/23 "2000-07-13T16:58:03Z")
I know where Ellen is coming from, but I don’t know what squicking means. Don’t you hate it when a newbie comes in mid conversation? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/24 "2000-07-13T17:01:22Z")
Mr. Squirrel: A colostomy bag is used to collect the … oh hell, I’m not wanting to talk about this. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/25 "2000-07-13T17:05:27Z")
What lazy queefs you all are. co·los·to·my Pronunciation: k&-'läs-t&-mE Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural -mies Etymology: International Scientific Vocabulary 2col- + -stomy Date: 1888 : surgical formation of an artificial anus ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/26 "2000-07-13T17:19:15Z")
Oh my goodness!!! I just read what squicking is, and now, I think I am going to be ill. That was downright awful… ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/27 "2000-07-13T17:46:11Z")
:We need a skeptical smiley: There’s really no such thing as squicking, is there? It doesn’t seem humanly possible. It’s a myth, just like gerbilling, right? Right? ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/28 "2000-07-13T18:06:54Z")
Ok guys, stop it, I’m at work and you’re getting me all turned on! ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/29 "2000-07-13T18:09:59Z")
_jumping up and down with glee_ I can’t believe no one has said this yet! There’s already a term for sexual penetration of a colostomy opening: “Screwing someone on the side.” \ ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/30 "2000-07-13T18:12:44Z")
Hey Chef, when you said \ … oh, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/31 "2000-07-13T18:44:11Z")
…and all I can think is, “I wonder if anyone has ever felched the colostomy opening afterwords.” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/32 "2000-07-13T19:00:23Z")
Okay, the new term for this activity seems obvious to me. Follow my logic, if you will: 1. A colostomy involves the creation of, in effect, an artificial anus. 2. Inserting the penis into the anus is known as “sodomy”. 3. Therefore, inserting the penis into the colostomy opening should be known as “gomorrahy”, pronounced much like “Go Maury!”, and named after Sodom’s ‘sister city’. Whadaya think? ---
**Author:** ![Spolvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spolvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spolvy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/33 "2000-07-13T19:21:02Z")
This is WAAAAAAAAAAAY more information than I need! What a bunch of sick, twisted freaks you all can be. oh wait, I opened this too…never mind! ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/34 "2000-07-13T19:31:19Z")
:::Looks at Burrito Supreme that I was _just recently having_ for lunch while on the 'puter and quietly folding it up and putting back in bag::: (sigh) ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/35 "2000-07-13T19:44:09Z")
The dr. told me I needed I colostomy. I refused. Where would you ever find shoes to go with the bag? ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/36 "2000-07-13T19:47:10Z")
Well you can bet if there is a hole big enough, there will be a guy somewhere who will stick his willie in it. As for the squicking, maybe it is the action of some undertakers and people in that field, or a brain surgeon maybe. Are you folks just pretending to be such wusses? I mean I am no prude, but I also was brought up in a very conservative household, but none of these things have even come close to making me physically sick. I mean, I would not do them nor would I want to watch it being done, but the concept alone does not bother me. Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/37 "2000-07-13T20:04:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\*…and all I can think is, “I wonder if anyone has ever felched the colostomy opening afterwords.” \*\* LOL! Thanks, **Whammo**. Just when I thought this topic was gross enough. Now where’s that vomiting smiley? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/38 "2000-07-13T20:12:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > …and all I can think is, “I wonder if anyone has ever felched the colostomy opening afterwords.” Not counting stuff that would risk death or permanent harm to one of the participants, I think that would be the most perverted sex act I’ve ever heard or thought of. I’m impressed. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/39 "2000-07-13T20:18:38Z")
I’m with RT on this one. I agree. That is pretty perverted. You win. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/40 "2000-07-13T20:22:39Z")
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