# It's not queefing, felching, or squicking, but it's just as gross! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441 "2000-07-13T15:17:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/41 "2000-07-13T20:25:26Z")
Good god, what must the sensation be like for the one being bellied? Would the in and out motion produce the sensation of defecation? If so, would that be more or less pleasurable than, say, taking a good long pee? ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/42 "2000-07-13T20:33:06Z")
I’m not even going to comment on Mr. C’s question. The very though of what it must feel like is too much for my squeemish heart to take. I did, however, want to ensure that my 100th post occurred in a thread with felching, squicking, and queefing in the title. What more could I possibly shoot for? ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/43 "2000-07-15T06:41:49Z")
Forgive me for this atrocity but it is very late, I am very bored, and my thoughts are not my own. This godawful concept came to me after reading the squicking, felching, queefing threads… If felching is gerbil stuffing and squicking is brain fucking, then what in the hell would this be called: Trepannning, then inserting gerbil into trepan opening then, well you get the idea. ::::eeeeeeewwwwwww:::: I must now go bathe in Holy Water and excorise this horrible thought from my being. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/44 "2000-07-15T06:50:22Z")
I knew a German Shepard which had gotten a colostomy. Makes you think, huh? ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/45 "2000-07-15T07:06:31Z")
I just knew I’d regret opening this thread… ---
**Author:** ![Xgemina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/b5e925/32.png) [@Xgemina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xgemina)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/46 "2000-07-15T07:56:28Z")
My little brother just sent this link to me: [http://www.ozjokes.com/archive/true/strange.html](http://www.ozjokes.com/archive/true/strange.html) supposedly strange but true stories, course it’s on a jokes site so… but as I read it I came across this story (and no matter whether it’s true or not, it’s sick. A 64 year old woman with colon cancer kept returning to hospital with an infection around her stoma (the hole where the tube from her colostomy bag is inserted). There was also a mysterious whitish ooze emanating from it. After eventually enquiring into her private life, the doctors found out that she led an active sex life. “And,” she told them, “when we’re feeling really energetic, my husband gets his kicks out of removing the bag and using my stomach.” just thought I’ld share… ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/47 "2000-07-15T08:37:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by denbo \* > \*\*I’m not prepared to do a search on this either \. But if someone does discover the word for this, please let me know. Urban Legend or not, a word like that needs to be added to one’s vocabulary \*\* How about colosextomy? Scotti ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/48 "2000-07-15T09:17:42Z")
As for me, I was trying to figure out a song parody for these, um…interesting…practices: “Squick It” (sung to the tune of Devo’s “Whip It”) “Felchers, Squicks and Queefs” (sung to the tune of Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves”) ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/49 "2000-07-15T17:33:24Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \* > Not counting stuff that would risk death or permanent harm to one of the participants, I think that would be the most perverted sex act I’ve ever heard or thought of. > > I’m impressed. 🙂 \*\* and \*\* > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by SqrlCub_ > I’m with RT on this one. I agree. That is pretty perverted. You win. \*\* WOOOHOOOO!!! I always knew I was the most perverted! Would you all mind if I used your quotes in a new sig? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/50 "2000-07-15T18:00:17Z")
Most perverted? How about earning your red wings by tossing the salad of a guy with hemorrhoids? How about jamming the hose from the colostomy bag up your ass, sitting on th ebag itself, and therefore giving yourself a shit enema? Colosextomy: Now when i hear someone say “He’s a thorn in my side”, I’m gonna really wonder what they mean… ---
**Author:** ![Manta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Manta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manta)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/51 "2000-07-15T18:06:04Z")
I know what felching is, but squicking? ---
**Author:** ![Manta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Manta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manta)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/52 "2000-07-15T18:07:09Z")
While we’re at it, queefing? ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/53 "2000-07-15T18:44:08Z")
[Here is your answer for Squicking](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27489) [Here is one that answers both](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30530) But don’t say I didn’t warn you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/54 "2000-07-15T18:57:52Z")
Ok, I’ve heard rumors that Marilyn Manson had ribs removed so that he could attain a position to please himself orally. Next think you know he will be trepanning himself~! I can almost hear his next song: “Sweet dreams are made of squick…” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/55 "2000-07-15T20:14:40Z")
Whammo: > [@](#): > > WOOOHOOOO!!! I always knew I was the most perverted! > > Would you all mind if I used your quotes in a new sig? Fine with me! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/56 "2000-07-15T20:30:37Z")
MSK said: > [@](#): > > If felching is gerbil stuffing It’s not. Oh dear, I’m afraid MSK is going to further grossed out when he finds out what felching is, but I ain’t gonna break it to him. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/57 "2000-07-16T04:52:49Z")
It’s simply orally removing your own cum from the ass that you deposited it in. It is often done with a straw. Now the idea of doing that with a stoma rather than an ass is simply disturbing. I suppose using the trepannation hole after squicking, or the eye socket after skullfucking would be equally disturbing. The thing with the gerbil is simply called gerbilling. ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/58 "2000-07-16T05:01:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gr8Kat \* > \*\*MSK said: > > > [@](#): > > > > If felching is gerbil stuffing > > It’s not. Oh dear, I’m afraid MSK is going to further grossed out when he finds out what felching is, but I ain’t gonna break it to him. \*\* Gr8Kat, I already knew what felching was, and both definitions thereof, but thanks for the warning. And indeed, it is a haunting concept that I wish I had never ever knew the definition of. Eeeeeeeewwwwww! ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441/59 "2000-07-16T05:11:42Z")
I figure that anyone who’s made it this far in this thread can stand to hear the definition of felching. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-queefing-felching-or-squicking-but-its-just-as-gross/25441.md?page=2)