# It's not so much the CATS as it is the FUCKING **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 9, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879 "2001-05-09T15:35:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/21 "2001-05-09T20:14:28Z")
Oh my, _that_ was a stellar 500th post :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/22 "2001-05-09T20:20:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\* I just don’t know where these people are finding the time. > I mean, last night for instance, I had to:… watch Kerry Wood pitch, … . > > WHEN WAS I SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX? > > jarbaby \*\* During the game get Mr. jarbaby together with you. Then whe Kerry is pitching. Mr. Jarbaby kisses you on the strikes, and you kiss him on the balls. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/23 "2001-05-09T20:44:13Z")
> [@](#): > > Christ, I was a Marine, a rugby player and a long-distance runner, I know I can manage a few hours a few times a day. The question is, can you? \ Did I tell YOU that old, worn out Marines come crawling to ME for assistance every single day? Really! 😃 Airman Doors - I am not sure I understand, could you maybe send a picture or something? Revedge - That was really, really bad. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/24 "2001-05-09T21:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ll take lil’ miss cute blonde hair if you don’t mind No doubt. Because… > [@](#): > > …you’ve got the pussylips to say, “I hope our cats aren’t too loud.” …anyone limber enough to do the labial lipsync is someone I feel compelled to get to know better. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/25 "2001-05-09T22:55:32Z")
**Diane** , though I sometimes bemoan my current situation, I think you’d be hard pressed to find anyone calling **28** “old [or] worn out!” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/26 "2001-05-10T01:28:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mearlchan \* > \*\*How do you know that it’s not the cats? Cats can lead pretty interesting sex lives, after all. \*\* Ugh, tell me about it. All I hear is the fucking neighbor cats copulating and fornicating all night long! Those slutty cats! ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/27 "2001-05-10T01:35:26Z")
I had wild monkey sex a long time ago with a guy wearing boots… ::shudder:: His name was Walter. Every time I see ‘Sweet walter’ post - I think of Walter… Walter with the boots, the cunningilus obsession, the too-long penis. Christ jarbaby!! Between your neighbors, and Sweet Walter - BAH!! Nevermind! ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/28 "2001-05-10T04:26:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kellibelli \* > [B…with the boots, the cunningilus obsession, the too-long penis. > > \*\* My name, is DAVE!!!DAVE!!! sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/29 "2001-05-10T08:05:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revedge \* > During the game get Mr. jarbaby together with you. Then whe Kerry is pitching. Mr. Jarbaby kisses you on the strikes, and you kiss him on the balls. 😛 Hey! That’s my favorite way to watch a ballgame. To bad I cant get Mrs. robgruver to do it at an actual ball game. I figure we could be on TV like those people in Toronto! Woo! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/30 "2001-05-10T10:46:25Z")
All I can say is that if cats are involved in whatever’s going on upstairs, perhaps you need to phone the SPCA. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kellibelli \* > **Every time I see ‘Sweet walter’ post - I think of Walter…** I always think of Henry Purcell’s catch “Sir Walter Enjoying His Damsel”: \*Sir Walter enjoying his damsel one night He tickled and pleas’d her to so great a delight That she could not contain, till the end of the matter But in rapture cried out, O sweet Sir Walter! \* (Who said early music was boring? ;)) ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/31 "2001-05-10T11:27:17Z")
[quote] I just don’t know where these people are finding the time. Don’t they have jobs and pets and responsibility and the like? [quote] Yes, they do, but they prioritize. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/32 "2001-05-10T13:02:21Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Diane \* \*\* > [@](#): > > I’m 39 years old and have yet to outgrow the need AND ABILITY for wall-bouncin’, all-night, back-scratchin’, monkey sex! \*\* Nothin’ finer than a woman in her late 30’s/early 40’s. She’s got it ALLLLLLLLL together. I see those teenybopper nitwit 16 year olds scampering around Coast Guard Beach on the Cape and think, aaah feh- they have no clue what they’ve got, and won’t for 20 years. 😃 😃 \<-----volunteering to be **Diane** ’s SDMB BoyToy. Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/33 "2001-05-10T14:01:15Z")
Get in line, Cartooniverse, get in line 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/34 "2001-05-10T14:10:48Z")
Twisty and I have met Diane IRL. Rrrrrrrowl! I figure I got the inside track, tho, I’m taller than 4’7". 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/35 "2001-05-10T16:00:04Z")
Ummmm. . . I can definitely see a sexual fantasy in the making. 😉 Diane and the Hot Studs of the SDMB! Must. Go. Uhhhh. . . . Make coffee. Yeah, that’s it. MAKE COFFEE! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/36 "2001-05-10T17:08:06Z")
When you get that feeling like, “oh no!!! they’re at it again on the ceiling!” Get competitive! Sheesh! that’s what I’d do. [sub]…and out do them![sub] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JimOfAllTrades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/37 "2001-05-10T17:10:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Ummmm. . . I can definitely see a sexual fantasy in the making. Diane and the Hot Studs of the SDMB! I’m in! And remember, being the old dude, I’ve got seniority! And I’m sure a 45 year-old guy can exchange some great lessons with a 39 year-old goddess!🙂 (or at least die trying \ ) Ugly ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/38 "2001-05-10T21:12:50Z")
Not only that, we all know sex skills of Utahns! I mean, lookee all the kids we have running around! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/39 "2001-05-10T22:52:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Not only that, we all know sex skills of Utahns! I mean, lookee all the kids we have running around! 😃 \*\* quantity ain’t quality toots 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/40 "2001-05-11T01:34:12Z")
Jarbaby said: “Let’s make it clear…I dig fucking the most, cats!” Took me two or three tries before I spotted the comma there. Can’t tell you how relieved I was when I finally did. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879.md?page=3)