# It's not so much the CATS as it is the FUCKING

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 9, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879 "2001-05-09T15:35:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/41 "2001-05-11T01:39:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nimune \*  
> \*\*Jarbaby said:
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> “Let’s make it clear…I dig fucking the most, cats!”
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> Took me two or three tries before I spotted the comma there. Can’t tell you how relieved I was when I finally did.
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The quest for adequate beastiality shouldn’t be a horserace.

jarbaby

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/42 "2001-05-11T02:03:27Z")

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Cats, horses…whatever it takes, right **jarbaby**?

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/43 "2001-05-11T03:29:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \*  
> \*\*Get in line, Cartooniverse, get in line 😉 \*\*

grumble…grumble…grumble…sure, pick on the guy who’s only got a bit over a thousand posts…jeeez…so, this makes me what? third?

**Diane** , this is getting fascinating yet ugly. Can I still be third? 😉

Cartooniverse, who’s been polishing his Trust Fund all day in anticipation 😃

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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/44 "2001-05-11T06:30:06Z")

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This makes me sad. I need to get laid more. Marriage has caused things to really taper off.

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/45 "2001-05-11T13:28:27Z")

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**Egads!**  
Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease don’t say that, **Badtz**! I’ve a wedding looming over me in a year and fret that the sex will, per tradition, go down the drain.  
_moi becomes a puppet of her anxieties_

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/46 "2001-05-11T14:59:18Z")

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> fret that the sex will, per tradition, go down the drain.

Oh, the possibilities available with that last line.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-so-much-the-cats-as-it-is-the-fucking/64879/47 "2001-05-11T15:05:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > fret that the sex will, per tradition, go down the drain.
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> Oh, the possibilities available with that last line. \*\*

I’m still working on Badtz’s comment:

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> Marriage has caused things to really taper off.

there’s somethin’ hilarious there…I just can’t find it.  
moi, I’m married, have been for six years. If you don’t want sex to go down the drain, don’t let it go. Remember what Dennis Miller said “Marriage is a never ending streak of one night stands”

jarbaby

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