# It's not you, it's me. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 12, 2017, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404 "2017-08-12T03:15:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/1 "2017-08-12T03:15:57Z")
Well, maybe it’s partly you. But regardless… ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/2 "2017-08-12T03:37:56Z")
It’s not you, it’s me…I hate you. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/3 "2017-08-12T03:42:47Z")
…and also it’s you. You are unlikable. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/4 "2017-08-12T03:58:57Z")
It’s either me or you. Or maybe both. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/5 "2017-08-12T04:09:28Z")
Whoever smelt it,… . ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/6 "2017-08-12T07:25:38Z")
It’s _those_ people. ---
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/7 "2017-08-12T07:27:08Z")
You’re damn right it’s me. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/8 "2017-08-12T09:56:20Z")
…I’m an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/9 "2017-08-12T10:04:57Z")
Everything is about me. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/10 "2017-08-12T11:09:36Z")
It’s not you. And it’s not me either. I think it was the dog. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/11 "2017-08-12T13:59:46Z")
… one of us must die, and it won’t be me. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/12 "2017-08-12T14:15:32Z")
[We can work on your problems](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpduBS_kNPQ&t=2m29s). ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/13 "2017-08-12T16:24:19Z")
It’s neither you nor not you nor you or not you nor neither you nor not you. But it’s not me either. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/14 "2017-08-12T20:49:25Z")
It ain’t me, babe. ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/15 "2017-08-12T22:11:53Z")
My friend’s name is Ayumi and is pronounced “I you me”. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/16 "2017-08-12T22:34:29Z")
> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#): > > My friend’s name is Ayumi and is pronounced “I you me”. (Except that it’s a Japanese name and in Japanese it’s not. It’s ah you me.) But carry on. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/17 "2017-08-12T22:41:09Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I think it was the dog. Named Boo? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/18 "2017-08-12T23:05:14Z")
Thel: [Who](http://www.alanjoelny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/not.me_.jpg) farted at the dinner table? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/19 "2017-08-12T23:33:20Z")
But enough talking about me. What do _you_ think of me? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/20 "2017-08-12T23:53:23Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > (Except that it’s a Japanese name and in Japanese it’s not. It’s ah you me.) But carry on. But in a lot of the US, “I” is pronounced “Ah.” As in, “Ah’m goin’ t’th’ store. You want anything, Ayumi?” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404.md?page=2)