# It's not you, it's me. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 12, 2017, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404 "2017-08-12T03:15:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/21 "2017-08-13T00:08:18Z")
The rules for this game are really vague. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/22 "2017-08-13T00:15:57Z")
^ Must be you. 😃 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/23 "2017-08-13T00:36:20Z")
Yes, it’s you. It’s always been you. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/24 "2017-08-13T03:43:52Z")
You’ve always been the caretaker. I should know, sir. I’ve always been here. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/25 "2017-08-13T03:45:39Z")
I just farted. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/26 "2017-08-13T04:22:43Z")
It’s a little bit me, and it’s a little bit you. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/27 "2017-08-13T04:34:00Z")
“I’m a little bit Country.” “And I’m a little bit Rock ‘n’ Roll.” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/28 "2017-08-13T11:08:27Z")
Well, it was me until you wouldn’t let go. And now the protective order has been served, let’s not make it about you again. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/29 "2017-08-13T11:43:20Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > … one of us must die, and it won’t be me. Hate to break it to ya… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/30 "2017-08-13T13:05:06Z")
Knowing me, knowing you (a-ha), there is nothing we can do. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/31 "2017-08-13T14:54:54Z")
“It’s not you, it’s me… You’re giving me the ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ routine? I invented ‘It’s not you, it’s me.’ Nobody tells me it’s them, not me. If it’s anybody, it’s me.” “Alright, George, it’s you.” “You’re damn right it’s me.” “Look, I was just trying to…” “I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me.” “Well I’m sure you do it very well.” “Yes, well, unfortunately you’ll never get the chance to find out.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/32 "2017-08-13T15:18:12Z")
_Ahem_ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, meeeeeeeeee. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/33 "2017-08-13T18:16:32Z")
“We’re stranded in this lifeboat and we’ve run out of food. So only one of us can survive. It’s not you, it’s me.” ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/34 "2017-08-13T18:22:21Z")
In a way, it’s not you, it’s me. But in another more accurate way, it’s totally you. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/35 "2017-08-13T22:42:10Z")
It’s usually me. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/36 "2017-08-13T22:49:59Z")
You and me ain’t no superstars. What we are is what we are. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2017, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/37 "2017-08-14T00:02:18Z")
Are you me? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2017, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/38 "2017-08-14T01:52:17Z")
No, I am Hugh. ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2017, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/39 "2017-08-14T02:12:56Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > It’s not you, it’s me…I hate you. Someone has the best [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHPLkGOpzwE) for your quote. But it’s not you. It’s me. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404/40 "2017-08-16T00:52:04Z")
Oh, shit, dude, it’s HER! It’s HER doin’ it! [sic] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-not-you-its-me/793404.md?page=1)