# It's official! Britney Spears is PREGNANT!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 12, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041 "2005-04-12T23:37:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cherry8943](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Cherry8943](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry8943)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/1 "2005-04-12T23:37:35Z")
Her site [britneyspears.com](http://britneyspears.com) confirms it. I hope Kevin Federline doesn’t leave Britney before she delivers. He left Shar Jackson (mother of two of his children) while she was pregnant with his son Kaleb. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/2 "2005-04-12T23:40:11Z")
oh…goody for her. After seeing their wedding photos, all I could think was “There’s a couple that needs to breed.” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/3 "2005-04-12T23:41:30Z")
That poor, poor child. ---
**Author:** ![Malodorous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47774/32.png) [@Malodorous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malodorous)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/4 "2005-04-12T23:44:29Z")
A married women is pregnant? That’s worth three exclamation points? If she gives birth to a half human bat monster or something, then I might approch the level of suprise suggested by your thread title\* \*I kid of course, if celebrity lives interest you, go nuts. I get excited about what others think of as silly to. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/5 "2005-04-12T23:46:55Z")
WHOOPEE! I can say I was at work picking my nose when the world changed… Do they make those trucker hats small enough to fit infants? ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/6 "2005-04-12T23:51:30Z")
Oops! I did it again. This time to Britney. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/7 "2005-04-12T23:52:57Z")
Well…good for her, I say. At least she’s married and hopefully, Kevin Federline will stay with her…long enough till the kid’s born. After that, they’ll probably split. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/8 "2005-04-12T23:54:55Z")
Is she still claiming to be a virgin? ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/9 "2005-04-13T00:01:11Z")
Ibet she will really pudge up. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/10 "2005-04-13T00:42:55Z")
There are some people in the world who really should not be allowed to reproduce… ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/11 "2005-04-13T01:04:07Z")
In about 15 years I can visualize a group counseling session that includes the Spears sprout, Michael Jackson’s “offspring” and Coutrney Love’s kid. I wonder who will be the most screwed up? ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/12 "2005-04-13T01:05:47Z")
Good, maybe this means her already endless 15 minutes is finally up. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/13 "2005-04-13T01:30:24Z")
You wish. Welcome to Britneys babywatch 2005. How big will she get? What sort of care is she getting? What is she eating? Is she eating right? Will Kevin leave her like he left his other babymama? This is just the beginning. It’d probably be best to spend more time on the Dope and as little time as possible around televisions, magazines, tabloids, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/14 "2005-04-13T01:32:21Z")
Oh, I can _dream_ can’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/15 "2005-04-13T01:33:01Z")
When is she due? She was born in December, her baby might be also. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/16 "2005-04-13T02:00:16Z")
> [@Good Egg](#): > > When is she due? She was born in December, her baby might be also. [deep and stupid southern accent]Oh my Gawd!! That would be like a christmas present to the whole world!!![/deep and stupid southern accent] ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/17 "2005-04-13T02:10:04Z")
I was kind of hoping that she really was just getting pudgy and fine with it, which might have sent a positive message to preteen girls looking for non-anorexic “role models” (I use the term loosely). Ah well. I can’t wait for the see-through maternity wear. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/18 "2005-04-13T02:22:59Z")
We can always hope that the baby will rebel against her parents and like, become the next Mother Teresa or something. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/19 "2005-04-13T02:43:41Z")
> [@Abbie Carmichael](#): > > We can always hope that the baby will rebel against her parents and like, become the next Mother Teresa or something. Or a classical cellist. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@The\_Hook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hook)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041/20 "2005-04-13T02:45:16Z")
Not a girl, not yet a woman. So, what does this make her? One headline’s for sure: Britney Ready to Pop! 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-britney-spears-is-pregnant/299041.md?page=2)