Man, I thought for a minute there you were going to admit to cleaning the kiddle out using the old mouth to nose technique … makes me retch just to think about it. I’m a good dad & husband. Not *that * good.
OP: Thanks for noticing. Mrs. Montoya is a good woman, but shows no appreciation for the guy who works his work day, cooks & cleans & maintains her car & home, and indulges her demands for private schooling of the tots (feckin’ $2,250/ month for 3 kids!). We’ve “saved” a ton of money by doing our many car repairs myself. Best of luck to your guy on fixing your ride…don’t tell him about shifting into PARK. I don’t care if he’s almost as good a man as me, he won’t appreciate swapping out trannies!
Hey, I know how to tell when something’s wrong with my car, too, and I promptly tell my husband about it. And he fixes it. And I make his favorite dinner. Works out well.
Ivylass, you’re obviously a good wife, and Ivylad is obviously a good husband, but I’m afraid that mine is the best. He deals with car stuff, he deals with the icky stuff, and most of all, he takes care of me when I’m sick, which due to kidney stones, is way too often. Not only does he bring me the bucket when I’m about to hurl, but he puts a little lemon Lysol in the bottom so it won’t smell so bad when my head’s in it. Oh, and he holds my hair (which is really long) back, too, when I’m puking.
