# It's official: I have the stupidest injury ever.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-i-have-the-stupidest-injury-ever/231112>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 25, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-i-have-the-stupidest-injury-ever/231112 "2004-02-25T15:40:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![MadnessIsAVirtue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@MadnessIsAVirtue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadnessIsAVirtue)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-i-have-the-stupidest-injury-ever/231112/81 "2004-02-28T12:05:01Z")

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I chipped part of my tooth off on a pistachio nut shell. 😃

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**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-i-have-the-stupidest-injury-ever/231112/82 "2004-02-28T13:45:05Z")

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I pulled my shoulder reaching across to unbuckle my seatbelt last week.

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**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-official-i-have-the-stupidest-injury-ever/231112/83 "2004-02-28T22:47:27Z")

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Broke my right arm in 4 places when I was 15… Sliding into first base.

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